Long Jawns: Stylish Clothing for Tall & Big Men

Alright, let’s talk about these “long jawns clothing,” whatever that means. Sounds fancy, but I reckon it’s just clothes for tall folks, ain’t it? My grandson, he’s a beanpole, always complainin’ his pants are too short, sleeves lookin’ like he stole ’em from a little kid. Maybe this “long jawns” stuff is for him.

Now, I ain’t never heard of this “long jawns” before. Back in my day, we just made do. If your pants were too short, you let ’em be short, or maybe your mama let out a hem if she was feelin’ generous. But these young folks, they always want somethin’ special. Can’t just wear what’s handed down, gotta have their own special “long jawns.” I tell ya, times have changed.

I looked it up on that internet thingy my niece showed me. Seems like they got all sorts of stuff. Shirts, jeans, even them t-shirts with pictures on ’em. My grandson, he likes them picture shirts, got a whole drawer full of ’em. Band logos, funny sayings, all sorts of nonsense. Maybe they got a picture shirt with a tractor on it in this “long jawns” place. He’d like that, I reckon.

They got jeans, they say, up to somethin’ called a “38XL.” Now, I don’t know what that means, but it sounds big. My husband, bless his soul, he was a big fella, but I don’t think he ever wore nothin’ that big. These young folks are gettin’ bigger and taller, I guess. More food, less work in the fields, that’ll do it to ya.
And shirts, up to an “18L.” L for large, I s’pose. Like I said, beanpoles these days. My grandson, he’s always stretchin’ out his shirts, complainin’ they’re too tight in the shoulders. Maybe an “18L” would fit him right, give him some room to move around.

This “long jawns” place, they seem to have a website, sellin’ stuff online. That’s another thing that’s changed. Back in my day, you went to the store, tried things on, made sure they fit. Now you just look at a picture and hope for the best. Seems risky to me, but I guess that’s how they do things these days. I wouldn’t know, I still like to feel the fabric, see if it’s sturdy enough to last.

I saw somethin’ about a “Jawni Mitchell Portrait Tee.” Now, who’s this Jawni Mitchell? Some fancy singer, I guess. My grandson listens to all sorts of music I don’t understand. Loud and fast, most of it. Back in my day, we had good music, songs you could understand, singers with voices that didn’t sound like a screech owl. But I reckon this Jawni Mitchell is popular with the young folks, or they wouldn’t be puttin’ her face on a shirt.

So, this “long jawns clothing,” it seems alright, I guess. If you’re tall and need clothes that fit, it might be just the ticket. I still think it’s a funny name, though. “Long jawns.” Sounds like somethin’ you’d say when you’re yawning. But hey, what do I know? I’m just an old woman who still wears dresses she sewed herself twenty years ago.

If my grandson needs some new clothes, maybe I’ll tell him about this “long jawns” place. He can look it up on that internet thingy, see if they got anythin’ he likes. Just as long as it ain’t got no holes ripped in it on purpose. I can’t stand that ripped-up jeans fad. Looks like they got attacked by a dog, if you ask me. But then again, nobody ever asks me about fashion these days.

Anyway, that’s about all I got to say about “long jawns clothing.” It’s clothes for tall people, plain and simple. Nothin’ fancy, nothin’ complicated. Just long pants and long shirts for long folks. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go make some supper. Got a pot roast in the oven, and it ain’t gonna cook itself.

And one more thing, if you’re gonna buy clothes online, make sure you check if they got a good return policy. Cause nothin’ fits the same on everyone, that’s for sure. And you don’t want to get stuck with something too tight or itchy scratchy. You know what I mean? Comfort is key, always.