Alright, alright, settle down, you young’uns. Let me tell you a thing or two, you know, about them… what do you call ‘em… true threesome stories. Yeah, that’s it. Don’t go gettin’ all red in the face now, it’s just life, ain’t it?
So, what’s the big deal with these “threesomes”? Well, from what I hear, it’s when three folks, you know, get together… intimately. Like, more than just holdin’ hands, if you catch my drift. Sometimes it’s a husband and wife and, well, another person. Sometimes it’s… other ways. Heck, I don’t know all the details, and frankly, I don’t wanna know! But them city folks, they do all sorts of things, I reckon.
Now, I heard on the radio, some fella was talkin’ – one of them fancy city fellas – said that a whole bunch of Americans, like, more than one out of five, think about doin’ this stuff. Can you believe that? Thinkin’ about it! Back in my day, you thought about plantin’ crops and feedin’ the family, not… well, you get the picture. But times are different, I guess. People got all sorts of ideas now.
And these stories, they ain’t all the same, you know. Some of ‘em, they just happen all of a sudden. Like, two folks are together, and then, bam! Another person shows up, and things get… complicated. Other times, it’s somethin’ people plan out. Like they say, “Hey, let’s get together with so-and-so.” Can you imagine? Plannin’ somethin’ like that? It boggles the mind, it truly does.
- Some stories are about couples, just regular folks, bringin’ in a friend, you know, for a little… excitement.
- Some are about folks livin’ a whole different kinda life, where havin’ more than one partner is just normal. They call it somethin’ fancy, poly… poly somethin’. Can’t remember.
- And then there’s all sorts of other stories, some sweet, some spicy, some downright scandalous. I tell ya, the things people get up to!
I even heard tell of a story where a young couple, just married, mind you, got involved with one of the husband’s buddies. Imagine that! And another one about a wife findin’ out her husband was sneakin’ around with another woman, and instead of gettin’ mad, she… well, she joined ‘em. Lord have mercy! Folks these days, I tell ya.
There’s stories about roommates gettin’ all tangled up, and stories about folks meetin’ strangers and things just… happenin’. And there are even stories where the woman, she’s the one bringin’ in another fella, or another woman even! Heard about one where a married woman had a go with two of her roommates at once! Goodness gracious! I don’t know where these young folks get their ideas from.
Now, I ain’t sayin’ any of this is right or wrong. That’s for the good Lord to judge, not me. I’m just tellin’ you what I hear, what folks are talkin’ about these days. Seems like everyone’s lookin’ for somethin’ different, somethin’ to spice things up, I suppose. Maybe they’re bored, maybe they’re lonely, maybe they just got too much time on their hands. Who knows?
But one thing’s for sure, these true threesome stories, they’re out there. People are livin’ ‘em, writin’ ‘em, readin’ ‘em. And whether you think it’s good, bad, or just plain crazy, it’s part of the world we live in now. So, there you have it. A little somethin’ about somethin’ I probably shouldn’t even be talkin’ about. But hey, I’m old, I can say what I want. Now go on, get outta here, and don’t you go gettin’ any funny ideas!
Just remember, life’s complicated, and people do all sorts of things. It’s best to just focus on your own business and let others do as they please. That’s what I always say. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have some chores to do. This old house ain’t gonna clean itself!
And that’s all I have to say about that. Don’t go lookin’ for trouble, you hear? And mind your own beeswax! The world’s full of all kinds of things, and some things are best left alone. Just be good to yourselves and treat others with respect, that’s all that really matters in the end.
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