Alright, alright, listen up you young fellas. You wanna know how to get your gal all riled up, huh? Grandma’s gonna tell ya, but don’t go blabbin’ this to everyone, ya hear? It ain’t rocket science, but it takes a bit more than just grunting and hoping for the best.
First off, you gotta pay attention. See, women ain’t like them tractors out there, just start ’em up and go. You gotta warm ’em up gentle-like. Like bakin’ a good pie, takes time and the right ingredients.
Now, some folks say talkin’ dirty helps. Sextin’, they call it. Sendin’ little messages, you know? Like, “Hey there, sugar, thinkin’ about you,” or somethin’ like that. But don’t be a fool and go overboard. Keep it sweet and a little spicy, not like you’re readin’ from some dirty book you found in the barn. Grandma’s seen them books, and they ain’t always the best way to go.
- Think about what she likes. Does she like it slow and easy or a little more… enthusiastic? You gotta figure that out.
- And don’t be selfish! It ain’t all about you, young man. Pay attention to what makes her happy.
Some folks say touchin’ is important. Well, duh! But it ain’t just about the obvious, you know? Hold her hand, give her a little squeeze on the shoulder. Let her know you care. And when it comes to the… ahem… the bedroom stuff, take your time. Don’t be rushin’ like a bull in a china shop. Slow and steady wins the race, as they say.
Grandma heard tell of somethin’ called “lubricant”. Sounds fancy, but it just means somethin’ to make things smoother, ya know? Like oilin’ the hinges on a squeaky door. Makes everything work better. And don’t be afraid to try new things. Livin’ in the same old rut gets borin’, for everyone.
Now, about them… “orgasms,” I think they call ’em. Seems like everyone’s all fired up about ’em these days. Well, they’re important, sure, but it ain’t a race to see who can get there first. It’s about enjoyin’ the journey, ya know? Like takin’ a Sunday drive instead of just zoomin’ to get where you’re goin’. And those “orgasms” ain’t just for her, you need to… you know… yourself, too. It’s good for ya both, like sharin’ a good meal.
And speakin’ of sharin’, pay attention to her body. Grandma ain’t gonna get too specific here, but there’s this little thing, the “clit” they call it. Seems like it’s mighty important. Don’t just ignore it, ya hear? It’s like plantin’ seeds and then not waterin’ them. Nothin’ good’s gonna come of that!
Some folks say breathin’ together helps. Like when you’re dancin’, gotta be in sync. Maybe that works, maybe it don’t. But tryin’ new things is always good, keeps things interestin’.
And another thing, this “69” position Grandma’s heard about… seems mighty complicated. But folks say it lets both of ya enjoy yourselves at the same time. Might be worth lookin’ into, if you’re feelin’ adventurous. But remember, always make sure she’s comfortable. And if she says no, she means no. Don’t be pushy.
And that finger thing… well, let’s just say it’s another way to make things… pleasant. Just be gentle, like you’re holdin’ a baby bird.
So there you have it, a few tips from Grandma. Nothin’ too fancy, just plain common sense. Remember, it’s all about payin’ attention, takin’ your time, and makin’ sure she’s happy. Now go on and make your girl feel special. And don’t forget to call your grandma sometimes!
Tags: [Relationship Advice, Intimacy, Sex Tips, Couples Communication, Female Pleasure]
