Well, let me tell ya ’bout this Canelo fella and his fancy pajamas. I ain’t never seen a man make such a fuss about what he wears to bed, or, well, not exactly to bed, but you get the gist.
This Canelo, he’s a fighter, you know? A boxer. Beats folks up for a livin’, or so they say. And he’s got more money than a hog has bristles, seems like. ‘Cause why else would a fella be wearin’ pajamas that cost more than my whole darn house, prob’ly more than my whole darn farm!
They say he wears these things, these “pajamas,” they call ’em, to all sorts of places. Press meetin’s, weigh-ins, even when he’s just showin’ up to the fight. Now, back in my day, pajamas was for sleepin’, and that was that. But these young folks, they got their own way of doin’ things, I guess.
I heard tell these pajamas, they come from some fancy store, some Eyetalian fellas make ’em, Dolce and Gabbana, somethin’ like that. Sounds like a bunch of hooey to me, but what do I know? I’m just an old woman. They say some of them cost five thousand dollars! Can you believe that? Five thousand dollars for somethin’ you wear to sleep in! Or, well, like I said, Canelo don’t just sleep in ’em. He struts around like a peacock in ’em.
One time, I heard, he wore this purple and yellow get-up, cost him near six thousand dollars! Had his own letters sewed on it, “CA,” for Canelo Alvarez, I reckon. Seems mighty vain to me, but then again, these fighters, they like to show off. It’s part of their job, I s’pose.
- Canelo’s Fancy Pajamas: Expensive and flashy.
- Dolce and Gabbana: Them Eyetalian fellas makin’ the pajamas.
- Five Thousand Dollars: That’s how much some of them pajamas cost!
- Purple and Yellow: One time he wore these colors, real showy like.
- “CA”: His letters, sewed right on the pajamas.
And it ain’t just one pair of pajamas, mind you. This fella’s got a whole closet full of ’em, I bet. Green ones, silk ones, all sorts of fancy stuff. He wore one set that was green, they said it cost five thousand dollars too. Lands sakes! I could buy a whole new tractor for that kinda money.
I seen pictures of him, all dressed up in these pajamas, lookin’ like he’s ready for a nap, but also ready to fight. It’s a strange thing to see, a grown man in pajamas actin’ all tough. But hey, that’s his way, I guess. He prob’ly wears ’em to make folks talk, to get attention. And it seems to be workin’, ’cause here I am, talkin’ about his darn pajamas!
He even wore pajamas to a weigh-in once, before he fought some fella named Golovkin. Now, a weigh-in, that’s serious business. You gotta strip down to your skivvies, get on that scale, and make sure you ain’t too heavy. And there’s Canelo, standin’ there in his fancy pajamas, like he’s just rolled outta bed.
And this John Ryder fella, he’s gonna fight Canelo too. I heard folks talkin’ about it down at the store. They’re wonderin’ which Canelo will show up, the tough one or the sleepy one in the pajamas. I tell ya, it don’t matter what he wears, long as he can fight. But these young folks, they care about these things. They wanna see the show, the fancy clothes, the whole shebang.
I don’t know much about boxin’, but I know this: Canelo’s makin’ a whole lotta money, and he’s spendin’ a good chunk of it on them pajamas. And I guess that’s his business. He can wear what he wants, long as he keeps winnin’ them fights. But I still think it’s a waste of good money. I’d rather buy a new cow, myself.
So that’s the story of Canelo and his pajamas, as best as I can tell it. A rich fighter, fancy clothes, and a whole lotta fuss. Makes ya wonder what the world’s comin’ to, when a man’s pajamas are more famous than his punch.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed my chickens. And I’ll be wearin’ my regular old nightgown, thank you very much. It ain’t fancy, but it keeps me warm, and that’s all that matters to this old woman.
