Alright, alright, let’s talk about this here… booty shaped pillow thing, ya know? Folks call it a BBL pillow too, sounds fancy, but it’s just a pillow for your backside, plain and simple.
What’s this here booty pillow all about, huh?
Well, you see, some gals, they go and get themselves some work done, make their behinds bigger. And then the doctor says, “Hold on there, you can’t just plop down on any old chair!” That’s where this pillow comes in. It’s shaped special so you ain’t squishing what the doctor just fixed up.
This ain’t your grandma’s fluffy pillow, no sir. This here booty shaped pillow is firm, real firm. They make ’em outta that memory foam stuff, or some kind of hard sponge, I reckon. It’s gotta hold you up without pressing on the wrong spots.
- Keeps pressure off your behind
- Helps you sit without ruining the doctor’s work
- Usually made of firm stuff like memory foam
How d’ya use this thing? It ain’t rocket science, I tell ya.
You just stick it on the chair, right where you’re gonna park yourself. Make sure it’s sitting flat, don’t want no wobbling around. Then, you kinda lower yourself down, so the pillow is supporting your thighs, not your, well, you know… your backside.
Now, some of these pillows, they got different shapes and sizes. Some are just like a wedge, others got curves and dips. It all depends on what feels right to you and what the doctor tells ya. But the main thing is, it’s gotta keep that pressure off. You don’t want to mess up all that hard work you had done by the doctors!
Why can’t you just use a regular pillow?
Listen, a regular pillow, it’s soft, right? It’ll just squish down and you’ll be right back to square one, pressing on your behind. This BBL pillow, it’s built different. It’s like a little shelf for your legs, keeps you lifted up. Some folks say they even fill ’em with buckwheat or somethin’, makes ’em even firmer.
And let me tell ya, sittin’ ain’t easy after you get that work done. You can’t just plop down like you used to. You gotta be careful, gentle. This pillow, it makes it a whole lot easier. You can actually sit down and not feel like you’re ruining everything.
Where can you get one of these here pillows?
Well, I reckon the doctor might give you one, or tell you where to find it. Or you could go online, they sell everything online these days. Just search for “booty shaped pillow” or “BBL pillow”. You’ll find all sorts of ’em, different colors, different shapes, different prices. Just make sure you get one that’s good quality, you don’t want it falling apart on ya.
What else should you know?
Well, keeping it clean is important. You’ll be sittin’ on it a lot, so it’s gonna get dirty. Most of ’em have covers you can take off and wash. And don’t go thinking this pillow is gonna last forever. You only need it for a while, while you’re recovering. Once everything’s healed up, you can go back to sittin’ normal. But some women who went through this really feel like the pillow helps them sit much more comfortably even after recovery.
And listen, if it feels uncomfortable, don’t just sit there and suffer! Tell your doctor, maybe you need a different pillow, or maybe there’s something else going on. This pillow is supposed to make things easier, not harder.
So there you have it. That’s the lowdown on this here booty shaped pillow. It ain’t pretty, but it does the job. It helps you sit comfortably after you get your behind fixed up. And that’s all that matters, right?
Now a days people are too focused on their body shape and this pillow thing just shows it. Anyways, just make sure you listen to your doctor and do what’s right for you. And don’t go spendin’ all your money on these things, make sure you use them pillows properly. They aren’t cheap you know?
So if you are planning on getting work done on your behind, do your research. Know what you’re getting into. And don’t forget to get yourself one of these here booty shaped pillows. It’ll make your life a whole lot easier, trust me. It ain’t always comfortable, but its better then nothing and its going to help make sure your surgery isn’t for nothing.
And that’s about all I gotta say about this whole thing. Just remember, take care of yourself, listen to your doctor, and if you need a booty shaped pillow, well, now you know what to do.
