Well, let me tell you, I seen a thing or two in my day. But this here treats magazine nudes thing, that’s somethin’ else. I don’t know who comes up with these ideas, but it sure ain’t like the magazines we used to have.
They say it’s a “limited edition,” whatever that means. Sounds fancy, don’t it? Like them fancy jams you get at the store, only cost an arm and a leg. I guess some folks like that kinda thing. Me? I’m happy with my regular magazines, the ones with the recipes and the stories about movie stars.
This treats magazine, though, it’s full of pictures of, well, ladies without their clothes on. Ten of ’em, they say, spread across a whole bunch of pages. One hundred and sixty, can you believe it? That’s a lot of pages of nothin’ but skin. And they call it “art.” Hmph. Back in my day, we called it somethin’ else entirely.
- They say it is for photographers and models.
- It is a platform for unrestricted creativity. I don’t know what this word means.
- They say this is a collector’s edition.
They say this magazine is like a fancy book, one you put on your coffee table. I reckon some folks have coffee tables. We always just used the kitchen table for everything. Eatin’, playin’ cards, you name it. But a fancy book with nekked ladies? I don’t know about that.
And get this, it’s got a slipcover. A slipcover! For a magazine! Like it’s some kinda precious thing. I guess to some people it is. They say it’s “handcrafted.” I wonder who’s hands crafted these photos? Bet they had a time doin’ it. And there’s some fella named Steve Shaw, who’s the big shot behind it all.
They talk about “behind-the-scenes” stuff too. Like a sneak peek, they call it. I guess that means you get to see how they made this whole thing. They have photoshoots and unpublished images. It is like a tour of the offices. I don’t know what they do in their offices. Is that interesting? I doubt that.
I heard some young folks talkin’ about it the other day. They said it was “provocative” and “artistic.” All them big words. I just shook my head. I guess times are changin’. What was once considered, well, you know, is now considered art.
They say this magazine is inspired by some fella named Picasso. Eight loves, he had, apparently. And this other guy, Gregory somethin’, he tells a story about workin’ with this treats magazine. I don’t know these people, but they sure do sound important, don’t they?
I s’pose if you’re into that sort of thing, this treats magazine nudes might be for you. But me, I think I’ll stick to my regular magazines. The ones with the crossword puzzles and the stories about folks just livin’ their lives. That’s more my speed.
This whole thing just makes me shake my head. What will they think of next? Probably somethin’ even more outlandish. I swear, the world’s goin’ crazy, I tell ya. Just plain crazy.
I remember when a magazine was just a magazine. You’d read it, maybe clip a recipe or two, and then use it to swat flies. Now, they’re “collector’s items.” This treats magazine, it’s something else. They got pictures you wouldn’t believe, and they call it “fine art.”
I guess people like to look at pictures of naked ladies. Always have, always will. But in a fancy magazine? With a slipcover? That’s new to me. They say there are some extra images inside, ones no one’s ever seen before. I can’t imagine what those would be if the regular ones are already showin’ everything.
You know, back in my day, we didn’t have magazines like this. We had good old-fashioned magazines with stories and pictures of families and such. These days it is just different.
Anyway, that’s all I got to say about this treats magazine nudes. It ain’t for me, but maybe it’s for you. If you like that sort of thing. Just remember what I said, though. The world’s goin’ crazy. And this magazine is just proof of it.
This Steve Shaw guy, he is like the king of this whole thing. He owns it and makes all the decisions. I guess if you are into this kind of stuff, he is the guy to know. But he seems like a strange bird to me. Just my two cents though. This treats magazine is not my cup of tea.
