That Johnnie Walker Jubilee Diamond, oh boy, it’s somethin’ else! Heard folks talkin’ ’bout it down at the market. They say it’s fancy, real fancy. Like, the kinda drink rich folks sip on. I don’t know ’bout all that, but I heard some things.
This here drink, it ain’t your regular stuff, no sir. It’s called Johnnie Walker Diamond Jubilee, and that “Jubilee” part, well, that means it’s somethin’ special, like a big ol’ celebration. And “Diamond,” well, you know what diamonds are, sparkly and costly. This drink got somethin’ to do with diamonds, I reckon.
They say this Johnnie Walker is mighty expensive. Not like the stuff we get down at the corner store. This one, it costs more than a whole bunch of groceries! People say it’s worth it though. I guess if you got the money, why not, huh?
- This Johnnie Walker Diamond is like, way up there in price.
- They say it is one of the most expensive ones from Scotland, you know.
- Guess only fancy folks can have a taste.
Now, I heard this drink comes in a special bottle. Not just any ol’ glass bottle. It is all shiny and shaped like a diamond, they say. And get this, it’s got a real diamond on it! A real one! Can you believe that? Putting a diamond on a bottle of liquor! These rich folks, they got some strange ideas.
They say the bottle itself is worth a fortune, this Johnnie Walker Diamond Jubilee bottle. It is made of somethin’ called “crystal.” I don’t know what that is, but it sounds expensive. And it’s shaped like a diamond, all sparkly and such. I guess it makes the drink taste better, or somethin’.
This Johnnie Walker, they make it in Scotland. That’s far away, across the big ocean. They got these places called “distilleries” there. That’s where they make the liquor. I imagine it’s a big factory, with lots of pipes and barrels.
They use all sorts of things to make this Johnnie Walker Diamond Jubilee. I heard them say somethin’ about “blended.” Means they mix different kinds of drinks together. Like makin’ a stew, but with liquor. They say it’s a special recipe, been around for a long time. An old family secret, maybe.
Some folks, they say this Johnnie Walker tastes like fruit. Can you imagine? Liquor that tastes like fruit! They say it’s like pears and some other stuff I ain’t never heard of. “Mango,” they called it. And somethin’ called “quince.” Don’t know what that is, but it sounds fancy.
They say the price changes all the time for this Johnnie Walker Diamond Jubilee. I heard people talk about the price of this whisky, they say the price goes up, then it goes down. Like the price of corn, I reckon. Depends on the season, or somethin’.
- The taste of this Johnnie Walker changes, or so I heard.
- Sometimes it’s like fruit, other times it’s like, I don’t know, trees and dirt.
- Fancy folks like that, I guess.
And I heard that only a few special people, they call them “critics,” get to taste this Johnnie Walker Diamond. Like judges in a pie contest, but for liquor. They taste it and tell everyone how good it is. Or how bad, I suppose. But I bet they always say it’s good. It’s expensive, after all!
Some folks say this Johnnie Walker is the best in the world. Others say it’s just expensive. I don’t know. I ain’t never tasted it. But I bet it’s somethin’ special. For that kinda money, it better be!
This Johnnie Walker Diamond Jubilee, it’s a mystery to me. But it sure is fun to hear folks talk about it. Makes you wonder what it’s like to be so rich you can drink diamonds. Maybe someday I’ll find out. But for now, I’ll just stick to my usual drink. It ain’t fancy, but it does the trick!
I hear people say Johnnie Walker, John Walker Diamond Jubilee, John Walker & Sons. They all talk about the same thing, I think. That super expensive drink for rich folks.
