Listen up, you young’uns, this old gal’s got somethin’ to say about men and that there… how you say… anal play. Yeah, that’s the word. Now, I ain’t no doctor, but I’ve seen a thing or two in my time. And what I’m tellin’ ya is, this ain’t nothin’ new. Folks been doin’ this since, well, since forever, I reckon. It ain’t just for them, you know, the… the ones they call “gay.” Nope, straight folks been at it too. It’s just nature, I suppose. These things have been talked about since at least the 1850s, maybe even earlier.
Some fellas, they like it. Some don’t. It’s like eatin’ liver, some folks love it, some folks, well, they’d rather eat dirt. But, from what I hear, it’s tighter back there. Tighter than a… well, you know. And that can feel real good, they say. Some men find it more pleasurable. And there’s that whole “naughty” part of it, the taboo of anal sex that gets some fellas all fired up. Some people get excited just thinkin’ about it!
- Some folks say it hurts.
- Some folks say it feels real good.
- Some folks just don’t care one way or the other.
But let me tell ya somethin’, you gotta be careful. You can’t just go jumpin’ into this without knowin’ what you’re doin’. You gotta use that slippery stuff, that… what do they call it… lube? Yeah, that’s it. Lube is your friend, remember that. The best silicone lube for anal sex is the slippery kind. You gotta get one of those silicone lubricants for intercourse, or it ain’t gonna be fun for nobody. They make special ones for this, you know. They didn’t have that fancy stuff back in my day, but you young’uns got it easy. Use it!
And cleanin’, that’s important too. You gotta be clean back there. Nobody wants a mess. Back in my day, we just used soap and water. But now they got all these fancy douches and whatnot. I don’t know nothin’ about them, but I guess they work. Just make sure you know how to use ’em. Don’t want to hurt yourself.
Now, some folks, they got these ideas about it. Silly ideas. They think it’s only for certain types of people. They think it’s dirty. They think it’s wrong. Well, I’m here to tell ya, they’re wrong. It ain’t nothin’ to be ashamed of. It’s just another way to have fun, that’s all. There’s a lot of myths and misconceptions about butt stuff. And don’t believe everything you hear. Some fellas just like to talk, even when they don’t know what they’re talkin’ about.
Men and anal play, it ain’t no big mystery. It’s just somethin’ people do. And if you’re gonna do it, do it right. Be safe, be clean, and use that lube! That’s my advice to you.
Now, I heard some folks sayin’ you can tear yourself up back there. Anal… fissures, they call ’em. Sounds nasty, don’t it? Well, I suppose it can happen if you ain’t careful. That’s why you gotta go slow, use that lube, and listen to your body. If it hurts, stop! Don’t be a hero. There ain’t no shame in sayin’ no.
And for the love of Pete, don’t be puttin’ just anything up there! I heard some stories… Lord have mercy. Use your head! There’s toys made for this, you know. They got all kinds of shapes and sizes. Just make sure they’re clean and safe. Don’t be using anything that could break or get stuck. That ain’t a good time for nobody.
Some folks also worry about, you know, “bottoming.” Sounds like some kind of boat thing to me, but I guess it’s what they call the fella who’s, well, on the receivin’ end. Nothin’ wrong with that, if that’s what you like. Some men are bottoms. Just like anythin’ else, some folks like it, some don’t. To each their own, I always say.
You gotta communicate, too. Talk to your partner. Tell ’em what you like, what you don’t like. Don’t be shy. This ain’t the time to be quiet. You gotta be open and honest, or somebody’s gonna end up unhappy. And that ain’t what this is all about, is it?
This whole thing, it ain’t rocket science. It’s just about pleasure. Havin’ fun. Enjoyin’ your body and your partner’s body. So, if you’re curious, go ahead and explore. Just be smart about it. And remember what this old gal told ya. Be safe, be clean, and for goodness sake, use that lube! There used to be a book, Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex but Were Afraid to Ask. That book had all the answers. But you don’t need a book. Just listen to your body and have fun. You young folks got it easy these days.
