Well, let me tell ya, I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout somethin’ called a homemade fleshlight. Sounds kinda strange, but they say it’s easy to make. This is for, you know, when a man’s feeling a little lonely. I ain’t no expert on these things, but I heard enough to pass it along. So, if you are lookin’ to make things a little more fun, keep on readin’. It is very easy to do this.
Gettin’ Started with Homemade Fleshlight
First thing you need is somethin’ soft. Lots of folks use a towel. Yeah, just a regular old towel you got in the bathroom. You fold it up, make it kinda like a tunnel. Some people, they use more than one towel. Gotta make it, you know, snug. This is the easy way to do this. If you have a towel, you have a homemade fleshlight.
Now, I heard some other folks, they get a little more creative. They use them sponges. You know, the kind you wash dishes with? They say you gotta cut ’em up a bit, make ’em fit together just right. Then you wrap ’em in somethin’. Maybe a sock, an old one, of course. Don’t want to ruin a good sock for this. A sock makes for an easy homemade fleshlight, too.
Other Things You Can Use
- Socks: Just like I said, an old sock works. Stuff it with somethin’ soft.
- Pillows: Some folks use a pillow. Not the good ones, mind you. An old one that ain’t no good for sleepin’ on no more.
- Gloves: Them rubber gloves, like you use for cleanin’. I heard you gotta be careful with them, though.
Now, I heard tell of some other things, but they sound kinda crazy to me. Like, some people use fruit. Yeah, you heard me right, fruit. I ain’t gonna go into details, ’cause it just sounds messy. And who wants to waste good food like that? Just use a sock and make an easy homemade fleshlight, it is that easy.
Another thing I heard is you need somethin’ to make it, you know, slippery. Some folks use lotion. Just regular hand lotion. Others use that jelly stuff. You know the kind. Whatever you use, make sure it ain’t gonna irritate your skin. Don’t want no problems down there, that’s for sure. And don’t use any lotion that will irritate your skin, or any jelly that will cause problems. Make sure you check what you are using before you get started, so you don’t mess things up. This is an easy thing to do, but can become a very big problem if you use the wrong thing.
Keepin’ it Clean
Now, this is important. You gotta keep this thing clean. After you’re done, you gotta wash it out real good. Soap and water, that’s all you need. Don’t want no germs growin’ in there. That’s just askin’ for trouble. This is easy to clean if you use a towel or sock, just use soap and water, but it is very important to do. You don’t want to get sick or cause any problems.
And make sure you dry it out good, too. Don’t want it gettin’ all moldy. Just hang it up somewhere where it can air out. Maybe on the clothesline, if you got one. Or maybe over the shower if you don’t have a clothesline, but make sure you clean it first! Don’t want any mold or dirt to get in there, that won’t be good.
Why Bother with a Homemade Fleshlight?
Well, I guess some folks just like to make things themselves. It’s cheaper than buyin’ one of them fancy things, that’s for sure. And maybe it’s more fun, I don’t know. Some people like to be creative. If you want to have fun and you don’t want to spend money, then a homemade fleshlight is easy to make.
Plus, you can make it just how you like it. If you want it tighter, you can add more towels or sponges. If you want it looser, you can use less. It’s all up to you. It is your homemade fleshlight, so do what you want. It is easy to make changes, just add or take away what you want to make it right for you.
Final Thoughts on This Homemade Fleshlight
So, there you have it. That’s all I know about this homemade fleshlight business. It ain’t for me, but maybe it’s somethin’ you’d be interested in. Just remember to be careful, and keep it clean. And don’t go usin’ no fruit, that’s just silly. It is easy to do, just use your head and don’t do anything stupid.
I hope this helps someone out there. I don’t know much about this, but I heard people talking, and I figured I’d share what I heard. If you want to have some fun and not spend money, maybe this is for you. It is easy to make, and it is cheap. And if you do it right, you might have a lot of fun. So try it out if you want. Just make sure you are careful and smart about it.
