Okay, so, you wanna hear about how I got into making my own, uh, “toys”? It all started one boring Saturday. I was home alone, flipping through channels, and nothing good was on. Then, I remembered this article I read online about DIY stuff, and it had a section on, well, homemade male masturbation toys. I thought, “Why not?”
I started with the simplest one, the rolled towel. I mean, everyone’s got a towel, right? I found a soft, fluffy one and rolled it up tightly. I made a hole in the middle, just big enough. It felt a little weird at first, but once I added some lube, oh boy, it was surprisingly good. The towel provided a nice, snug feeling, and I could adjust the tightness by how I held it. It was a solid start, I gotta say.
Next up, I tried the “Fifi,” which is basically two sponges and a rubber glove. I grabbed a couple of new kitchen sponges and a dishwashing glove from under the sink. I put the sponges on top of each other, put them inside the glove, and secured the end with a rubber band. The sponges provided a soft, cushiony feel, and the glove kept everything in place. Honestly, it was better than the towel. The sponges were softer, and the whole thing felt more, um, realistic.
- Towel: Easy to make, adjustable tightness.
- Fifi: Softer, more realistic feel.
Feeling adventurous, I moved on to the cornstarch stroker. Now, this one was a bit messy, but totally worth it. I mixed cornstarch and water in a bowl until it formed a thick paste. Then, I poured it into a plastic bottle that I cut the top off of. After letting it sit for a few hours, it turned into this gooey, almost flesh-like material. I used some lube with it, and damn, it was like the real thing. The cornstarch had this silky, smooth texture that felt amazing. It was a bit of a hassle to clean up, but definitely a fun experiment.
I also tried the watermelon pussy method. This one was not my favorite and felt silly. I used a fresh small watermelon, carved out a hole, and made sure it fit snugly. The watermelon’s natural juices provide a surprising amount of lubrication. I went slow at first, using gentle, rhythmic motions to get a feel for it. It felt wet and sloppy but was kind of a hassle, and I’m not sure it’s something I’d do again.
So, yeah, that’s my journey into the world of homemade fun. It’s been interesting, to say the least. I learned a lot about what I like and what works for me. Plus, it’s a cheap way to experiment and have some fun. If you’re curious, I’d say give it a try. Just remember to be safe, use plenty of lube, and clean up afterward!
