Alright, let’s talk about somethin’ the young folks are always gossiping about – them *horniest women in the world*. I heard some things, seen some things, and I’m gonna tell ya what I know, even if it makes me blush a little. Heard tell some places got more… *frisky* women than others. Don’t ask me how I know, you hear? Just listen.
Now, some folks on the internet, they like to make lists. They say them Scandinavian women, yeah, the ones from up north where it’s cold, they’re real… *hot-blooded*. Says somethin’ about a website, Victoria somethin’, where these women go on and talk about how much they like, you know… *that*. Says a whole bunch of ’em, like almost half, say they got a real strong… *itch*. And even more say they got a good… *appetite*. Go figure, all that cold weather must keep ’em warm inside somehow, if you catch my drift.
Then there’s Mexico. Now, I seen some Mexican soap operas, and let me tell ya, those folks ain’t shy. Heard they’re pretty happy down there, lots of… *satisfied* folks, if you know what I mean. Makes sense, all that sunshine and spicy food, gotta get that energy out somehow. They say Mexico’s been known for bein’ one of them *frisky* countries for a long time, so it ain’t no big surprise they landed on this list.
- One thing I don’t get is these magazines. They got these lists of “sexiest women” like some kinda contest. FHM somethin’ or other. They pickin’ women based on looks, I guess. But that ain’t the same as bein’ *horny*, is it? Pretty girls is one thing, but bein’… *eager*… that’s somethin’ else entirely.
- And then there’s all this talk about different countries. They got some kinda index, whatever that is, says some countries is just plain… *sexier* than others. Like that United Kingdom place, or somethin’. I don’t know, seems like a lot of fuss over nothin’ to me. But the young folks, they eat this stuff up.
Now, I heard somethin’ real interestin’ about Turkey. Says they’re the most… *promiscuous* country on the whole dang planet! Don’t rightly know what that word means exactly, but sounds like they ain’t stickin’ to just one partner, if you get my meanin’. My grandma used to say, “Idle hands are the devil’s workshop,” maybe that’s what’s goin’ on over there, too much free time. I ain’t judgin’, just sayin’.
They even got numbers for this stuff! Says they figured out how many times, on average, folks all over the world are, you know… *gettin’ busy*. And guess what? Them Scandinavians are up there again! Finland, Norway, Sweden… they’re all gettin’ more action than most, it seems. And Italy too! Them Italians, always passionate about everything, food, family, you name it. Guess that includes… *that* too.
And get this, even the folks who sell them fancy undergarments, Pour Moi, they’re in on it. They look at what people are searchin’ for on the internet, all them… *dirty* words, I guess. And they make a list of the… *raunchiest* places. See? Everybody’s talkin’ about it, from the magazines to the underwear folks. Can’t get away from it, even if you wanted to.
So, there you have it. A whole bunch of talk about them *horniest women in the world*. Me? I think it’s all a bit silly. People are people, no matter where they come from. Some are more open about it, some are more quiet. But at the end of the day, we’re all just lookin’ for a little bit of… *connection*, I guess you could say. Now, go on, get outta here, you made an old woman blush enough for one day.
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