Are porn creampies real? This thing, I hear people talk about it all the time. You see it in those videos, you know? Those nasty videos that some folks like to watch. They call it a “creampie.” Sounds like some kinda dessert, don’t it? But it ain’t no pie, I tell ya that much.
So, what they show is, you know… after the man, he’s, uh… finished. That white stuff, it just comes right on out of the woman. Like a leaky faucet! They do that to show you it’s real, I guess. To show that the man really did his business in there. Makes me wanna spit, just thinking about it.
Some of those videos, they end with just a little bit comin’ out. Just at the tip, you know? They call that a “tip creampie.” Heard that on one of them Reddit things. Makes you wonder if it’s all real or not. Some of those fellas in the videos, they pull out real quick, coverin’ themselves up. Suspicious, I tell ya! Like they’re hidin’ somethin’.
- Some say it’s real.
- Some say it ain’t.
- Hard to know what to believe these days.
I also hear about this “squirting” thing. Women doing that in those videos too. They say it’s like when a woman, you know… finishes. But I heard from somewhere, someone did tests on that stuff, that squirty stuff. And they say it ain’t the same as the man’s stuff. It’s a trick! Just another way to fool people, I reckon. They are not the same things at all, I say.
Now, these men in the videos, these “porn stars” they call ’em. They say they’re good at what they do. Got some special… gifts, they say. Makes ’em able to do that, you know, make that white stuff. But is it real all the time? I don’t know, I don’t know about that. Some say it depends on what you’re watching.
And how they make these videos? Heard someone talkin’ ’bout that once. They say they gotta stop, you know, during the… the act. They cut it. They gotta film it in pieces. So, who knows what’s real and what ain’t? It’s all a big mystery, ain’t it?
They say those videos are supposed to show real… you know… the real thing. But I don’t know. Seems like a lot of fakin’ goin’ on to me. And these girls, the ones in the videos, they get paid, you know? Heard they have to, to make those videos legal or somethin’. Some kinda law, I guess. It’s all very confusing if you ask me.
For three months, I heard someone say they were making those videos. The kind with the couch, you know? They say those are all planned out, and the girls get paid for sure. They have to do that, otherwise, they can’t put them out in the US. Some kind of rule, called 2257 or something. Sounds mighty strange to me.
So, are porn creampies real? I tell ya what, it’s hard to say for sure. Some of it probably is, some of it probably ain’t. Just like everything else in this world, I guess. You just gotta use your own good sense and decide what you believe. But one thing’s for sure, it ain’t natural, that’s what I think. It’s just a bunch of hocus pocus, if you ask me.
These days, you can’t believe everything you see, especially in those videos. People will do anything for a little bit of attention, or a little bit of money. It’s a shame, really. A real shame. They should be ashamed of themselves, making those kinds of videos, showing that kind of stuff. It ain’t right. It ain’t decent.
I remember back in my day, we didn’t have any of that nonsense. We had respect for ourselves, and for each other. We knew what was right and what was wrong. And that kind of stuff, that was definitely wrong. No doubt about it. Ain’t no one gonna tell me otherwise.
Anyway, that’s my two cents on the whole thing. Porn creampies real or not, it don’t matter much to me. It’s all just a bunch of foolishness, as far as I’m concerned. And I got better things to worry about than that. Like what I’m gonna make for supper tonight. That’s what really matters. That and a good glass of water is what I need. Those videos can stay with those young folks who don’t know no better.
