Alright, let’s talk about them glow-in-the-dark underwears, you know, the ones that shine in the dark. I saw some young...

Alright, alright, let’s gab about them Game of Thrones gals, you know, the ones everyone’s always yappin’ about. This here...

Alright, let’s talk about them Mark McNairy shoes. Now, I ain’t no fancy shoe expert, ya hear? But I know...

Alright, let me tell ya ’bout this… uh… this thing, this “Japanese Porn Festival,” they call it. I ain’t never...

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this thing, this “japanese porn festival.” I ain’t never seen one myself, mind you,...

Alright, let’s talk about this Macallan 70, or whatever they call it. Folks keep jabberin’ about it, so I figured...

Alright, let’s talk about this protein shake thing for your hair, you know? I heard folks talking about it, so...

Well, let me tell you ’bout this here Galpin Rocket Mustang. Heard some folks talkin’ ’bout it, and I figured...

Alright, let’s talk about this “Girls Gone Wild” thing. I heard about it on the TV, them young’uns always up...

Alright, let’s talk about this “Einstein leather jacket,” whatever that is. Sounds fancy, but I bet it ain’t nothin’ a...