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Well now, let me tell ya somethin’ ‘bout this Martin Brundle fella and his fancy watch. Ya see, I don’t...

Alright, let’s gab about these fancy watches, the ones they call “GMT” watches. Folks say they’re good for them travelin’...

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Alright, let’s talk about pants for men, you know, the kind that fit real good, especially if you got them...

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Well, let me tell ya about these here awesome pocket watches. Folks been carryin’ ’em around for ages, ya know?...

Hey there, let’s talk about them fancy JLC vintage watches. You know, the kind them rich folks wear. I ain’t...