Well, let me tell ya ’bout this fella, Genta, somethin’ or other. Sounds like a fancy name, don’t it? Don’t...

Alright, let’s talk about them little bitty swimsuits for men, the ones they call… uh… mens tiny bathing suits, I...

Alright, let’s talk about them shoes, the ones they call brogues, and how to wear ’em with jeans. You know,...

Alright, let’s talk about these “long jawns clothing,” whatever that means. Sounds fancy, but I reckon it’s just clothes for...

Well, let me tell ya about these here Jaeger watches, the vintage kind, you know? Folks are always goin’ on...

Well now, let me tell ya somethin’ about these here Daniel Roth watches. Folks keep askin’ ’bout the price, like...

Well, look at you, all grown up and graduatin’! Time sure does fly, don’t it? Seems like just yesterday you...

Well, now, let’s talk about these here… jockstraps, you know? For the menfolk. I seen some pictures, and let me...

Well, let me tell you somethin’ about washin’ that beard of yours. You fellas growin’ them big ol’ beards, you...

Alright, let’s jaw about them nice dress watches, the kind you’d wear to a fancy shindig or, you know, when...