Alright, let me tell ya, using one of them sex pillows ain’t rocket science, but it sure can make things a whole lot more fun, ya know? I heard some folks callin’ it a “love cushion” or a “ramp,” but it’s all the same to me, just a fancy pillow. Anyways, let’s get down to business.
First off, you gotta figure out what kinda pillow you got. Some are big and kinda slanted, like a ramp, good for liftin’ things up. Others are smaller, just for stickin’ under your hips or back. Makes a difference, ya see.
Now, if you got one of them ramp thingies, you can do all sorts of stuff. My friend, she told me, you can lay on your back and put that pillow under your behind, makes things easier to reach, if you know what I mean. And if you wanna get a little wild, you can lay on your belly, put the pillow under your chest, and, well, let’s just say it gives your partner a better view.
And if you got one of them smaller pillows, that’s good too. You can stick it under your back when you’re lyin’ down, makes it more comfortable, you know? No more backaches when you’re tryin’ to have a good time. And you can put it under your hips too, to, um, get a better angle. My friend said it helps when things are a little, you know, hard to get to.
- Experimentin’ is key, that’s what I always say. Don’t be afraid to try different things. Put the pillow here, put it there, see what feels good.
- And make sure you’re comfortable, for goodness sake. If somethin’ hurts, don’t do it! This is supposed to be fun, not a torture session.
- Get yourself some soft blankets and maybe some candles, make it nice and cozy. A little mood lightin’ never hurt nobody.
For folks who got, well, you know, things that ain’t quite like everyone else’s, like that “back-facing vulva” thing I heard about, these pillows can be a real lifesaver. My friend told me you can use the pillow to kinda tilt things up, make it easier to, you know, get in there. Sounds complicated, but I guess it works.
And if you’re on your own, so to speak, these pillows can still be mighty useful. I heard you can rub against them, you know, to get yourself all worked up. Just gotta find the right spot and the right way to do it. It’s all about findin’ what makes you feel good, that’s what my grandma always said, bless her soul.
And don’t forget, there are all different kinds of pillows. Some are for your back, some for your hips, some for in-between your legs… It’s like a whole dang pillow store out there! Do some research, read some reviews, maybe ask a friend who knows about these things. Don’t just grab the first one you see, make sure it’s the right fit for you.
I heard some folks say these pillows can help if you’re havin’ trouble, um, performin’. Like if your back hurts or somethin’. Well, I ain’t no doctor, but it makes sense to me. If you’re more comfortable, things are bound to work better, right?
So there you have it. Not much to it, really. Just get yourself a pillow, experiment a little, and see what happens. And remember, have fun! That’s what it’s all about. Life’s too short to be stressed about this kinda stuff. Just relax and enjoy the ride, as they say.
And one more thing, don’t be embarrassed to use a pillow. Ain’t nothin’ wrong with makin’ things a little easier and a little more fun. We all deserve a good time, no matter how old we are or what our bodies are like. So go on, get yourself a pillow and see what all the fuss is about. You might be surprised at how much you like it.
Now get out there and have some fun, you hear? And don’t forget to wash that pillow every once in a while. Nobody wants a dirty pillow, you know what I mean? Hygiene is important, even when you’re havin’ fun.
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