Well, I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout this nude online dating thing. Sounds a bit wild to me, but hey, who am I to judge? I reckon folks are lonely these days, and maybe this is how they find someone. They say there’s these things called “dating apps” where you can meet people. Sounds like a whole lotta nonsense to me, but I guess it’s the way things are now.
I heard there’s this one called Tinder. Tinder, what a silly name! They say it’s free, so I guess that’s good. No need to spend your money on somethin’ like that. They say it’s good for, uh, “casual dating.” I don’t know what that means, but I reckon it means you ain’t lookin’ for a husband or wife, just someone to… well, you know. It has millions, you know, millions of people on it!
Then there’s another one called Bumble. Sounds like a bee, haha! And Hinge, that is another one. They say these are the top three, top three dating apps. I don’t know ’bout all that, but I guess if you’re gonna do this online dating thing, might as well use the best ones, right?
They got all sorts of ways to find someone, I hear. You can even look for someone based on, uh, “body type.” Imagine that! Back in my day, you just met someone at the dance or at church. Now you can pick and choose like you’re at the grocery store. Match, POF, OKC, Zoosk, those are other dating apps, I heard about them, too.
I heard ’bout this other one, AdultFriendFinder. Sounds a bit naughty, don’t it? They say it’s a naked dating site. Got a mobile app and somethin’ called “Nude Cam chat.” I don’t even wanna know what that is! They also have this “Sex Community” thing. Blogs and advice, they say. I guess folks need advice on that sort of thing these days. My goodness!
- Tinder – free and easy, they say.
- Bumble – somethin’ about bees.
- Hinge – don’t know much ’bout that one.
- AdultFriendFinder – sounds a bit too wild for me!
- Match, POF, OKC, Zoosk – lots of choices, I guess.
And then they got somethin’ called “sexting sites”. I think that means you send pictures, you know, those kind of pictures, to each other. Lord have mercy! These young folks today, they sure are somethin’ else. There is a list of the best sexting apps, I heard. Best for what, I don’t know. Probably nothin’ good!
They say you gotta make a “profile” on these things. Like a little story ’bout yourself. And you put your pictures up there. They say six or more pictures are good. Six! I don’t think I even have six pictures of myself my whole life! They called it Seeking. What are they seeking?
Some folks say these things are good for findin’ a “serious relationship.” You know, someone to settle down with. They say Tinder and Bumble are good for that, too. I guess even if you start out just lookin’ for a little fun, you might end up findin’ the love of your life. Who knows?
Some say these apps are free. Free dating apps, they call ’em. Don’t have to spend a penny. Just connect with people, they say. For “casual encounters.” Sounds like a fancy way of sayin’ somethin’ I won’t repeat here.
There are apps for nude trading, they say it is popular in 2024. I don’t even know what is that mean. But it sounds bad to me. People are crazy.
If you want a sex partner, Tinder is not the only one. There are 18 best, they say. 18! Too many for me!
This whole online dating thing is a mystery to me. But I guess it’s here to stay. Just be careful out there, you hear? There are some strange folks in this world. And don’t go sendin’ your pictures to just anyone! You never know who’s on the other end of that phone or computer.
Well, that’s all I know ’bout this nude online dating business. It’s a strange new world, that’s for sure. I’m gonna stick to my garden and my chickens. At least I know what I’m gettin’ with them! This is the ultimate guide to adult dating sites, I guess, haha.
