Well, honey, let me tell you, you young’uns these days are always askin’ about the best places to cum. Back in my day, we didn’t have no fancy lists, we just made do with what we had! But I reckon times have changed, so I’ll give you my two cents on where to get your rocks off.
First off, ain’t nothin’ wrong with your own backyard. That’s right, your own backyard can be a right good spot. Think about it, you got the fresh air, the stars at night, maybe a little patch of grass. Just gotta watch out for the neighbors, you know? Don’t want no busybody peekin’ over the fence. Hehe, privacy is important when you choosing the best places to cum.
And you don’t even gotta leave your house! Yep, some of the best places to cum are right under your nose. If you got a nice cozy couch, or maybe a big ol’ comfy chair. Heck, even the kitchen table after everyone’s gone to bed. Just clean up after yourself, wouldn’t want to leave a mess. Nobody like messy when finding best places to cum.
- The couch: Soft, comfy, perfect for snuggling up.
- The kitchen table: Sturdy, good for when you need somethin’ to hold onto, you know what I mean? Heehee.
- The floor: Sometimes you just gotta get down and dirty, right?
Now, if you’re feelin’ a little more adventurous,
