Alright, let’s talk about places to, you know, cum. Don’t get all fancy on me, I ain’t no doctor or nothin’. Just a plain ol’ talk about, well, you know. Gotta keep it real, ain’t no shame in it. It’s natural, like breathin’ or eatin’, right?
First off, if you’re a woman, folks talk about this “G-spot” thing. Heard it’s inside you, somewhere in your… well, you know down there. It’s supposed to be somethin’ special, like a button that makes things go boom. They say it’s about an inch or two inside. Gotta poke around and find it, I guess. Like lookin’ for a lost coin in the couch cushions, but way more fun, ha!
Now, how you gonna get to that spot? Well, there’s all sorts of ways, like them fancy folks say, “positions”. Sounds complicated, but it ain’t. Just means movin’ around, tryin’ different things. Some folks say this way is better, some say that way. To each their own, I say. Like cookin’, some folks like it spicy, some like it sweet. Same thing, you gotta find what you like. Find what makes you feel good, that’s the whole point, ain’t it?
- One way is that “come hither” thing. Sounds like callin’ a dog, but it ain’t. It’s more like… well, it’s hard to explain. Sorta like beckoning, you know? Gotta use your fingers, gentle at first, then get faster, harder. Like kneadin’ dough, but way more…personal.
- And then there’s all them different ways you can be with someone. Some positions, they say, are better for hittin’ that spot. You gotta grind, they say. Like grindin’ corn, but again, way more fun. You gotta experiment, see what works. It ain’t rocket science, just common sense.
Now, fellas, you ain’t left out. Y’all got your own ways of doin’ things. When you’re by yourself, there’s lots you can do. They even got names for it, like “the standard,” whatever that means. Just do what feels good, that’s what I say. It’s all about figuring out what gets you goin’. Nothin’ wrong with that.
And speakin’ of all this, it ain’t just about the end game, you know? It ain’t all about the cum. Sometimes it’s about the feelin’, the touchin’, the explorin’. Like a good slow dance, you gotta savor it. You gotta enjoy the whole thing, not just the last song.
They talk about all kinds of “orgasms,” like somethin’ out of a science book. “Eye-gasm,” they call it. Watchin’ stuff, I guess. To each their own, but I don’t get it. Seems weird to me. But hey, if it works for you, go for it. Life’s too short to worry about what other folks think.
The main thing is, you gotta relax. Can’t be all tense like a coiled spring. Gotta be loose, gotta be comfortable. Gotta explore yourself, your own body. Find what makes you tick, what makes you tingle. It’s like finding a hidden treasure, only the treasure is inside you. And it’s a whole lot more fun than diggin’ in the dirt, let me tell ya.
So, whether you’re with someone or by yourself, remember this: it’s about feelin’ good. It’s about pleasure. It’s about findin’ what you like and doin’ it. And don’t let nobody tell you different. It’s your body, your pleasure, your business. Ain’t nothin’ to be ashamed of, that’s for sure. Just be safe, be smart, and have fun. That’s all there is to it. Plain and simple.
