This here thing, they call it “blowmotion,” it’s a curious thing, ain’t it? Sounds like somethin’ you’d use to dry your hands after washin’ ’em, kinda like them fancy machines they got at the gas station now. But it can be other stuff, too. I heard some young folks talkin’, and they said it’s also about makin’ pictures move. Like them flip books, you know? You flip ’em fast, and it looks like the picture is dancin’.
Now, I seen these “blowmotion” things for… well, for other stuff too. Somethin’ about pleasin’ yourself, you know what I mean. Some new-fangled contraption. They say it sucks and blows, like a little wind storm down there. I don’t know nothin’ about that, but it sounds mighty strange to me.
I reckon if you’re gonna start one of these “blowmotion” businesses, you gotta know what you’re doin’. You need business skills, ain’t no way around it. Ain’t like just plantin’ taters, ya know? You gotta think about it real hard and put in the work. A lot of work.
They say you can learn stuff for free, though. Like them books at the library, or maybe on that internet thingy. You can find out how to start a business, what all you need. I heard from someone, you make a list first. Write down what you’re good at and see where you can use that.
And if you’re gonna make them movin’ pictures, well, that’s a whole other thing. They call it “stop motion” or somethin’. Sounds like a lot of fiddlin’ around to me. You gotta move things a tiny bit, take a picture, move it again, take another picture. Over and over, like a dang fool. Then you put all them pictures together, and it looks like it’s movin’. Lots of little pieces that have to go together just right. It’s like makin’ a quilt, I reckon.
- First, you gotta have an idea. Like what story you gonna tell with your movin’ pictures.
- Then you gotta get all your stuff together. Whatever you’re gonna make move. Could be anything, I guess. Dolls, or clay, or even them little army men.
- Then you gotta have a camera. And somethin’ to hold it still.
- And you gotta have lots of patience. Like waitin’ for a hen to lay an egg.
But about that other kind of “blowmotion,” the one for, you know… pleasurin’. I seen one of them things, they call it a “Blowmotion Auto Suction”. Sounds like a vacuum cleaner, don’t it? But smaller. And it’s got different speeds. Fast or slow, whatever you like. I don’t need one of them things, but maybe some folks do. Don’t know.
There’s another one, “Blowmotion Real Feel Rechargeable”. Sounds like a big ol’ thing, they say it’s like a monster. But a soft one, somehow. Don’t ask me how that works.
They got these “blowmotion” hand dryers, too. That’s what I thought it was all about at first. Been around for a while, since 2012. Some family makes ’em. Says they’re good ones, real popular. Guess folks like their hands dried fast.
So, this “blowmotion” thing, it can be lots of different things. Dryin’ your hands, makin’ pictures move, or that other thing that I don’t talk much about. It’s all a bit confusin’ to me, but I guess the young folks understand it. Just remember, if you’re gonna get into any kind of “blowmotion” business, you better know what you’re doin’. Do your research, make a plan, and work hard. Just like anything else in life. That’s all I got to say about that.
This world’s gettin’ stranger every day, ain’t it?
