Cream Pie Kink: Debunking Myths and Misconceptions

Well, I heard some young folks talkin’ ‘bout somethin’ called “cream pie kink” the other day. Don’t ask me what it is, sounded like somethin’ you bake, but turns out it ain’t got nothin’ to do with no pie you eat. It’s about, well, you know, sexy stuff, the kind folks don’t usually talk about out loud, especially not old folks like me.

From what I gather, it’s part of this whole “kink” thing. Sounds like folks got all sorts of ways they like to, you know, get busy, and this “kink” is just one of ‘em. Some folks like it this way, some like it that way, ain’t no right or wrong, I guess. Long as it ain’t hurtin’ nobody, who am I to judge?

Now, this here “kink”, they got all sorts of letters for it, like BDSM. Don’t ask me what they stand for, sounds like a bunch of gibberish to me. But it’s about, you know, bein’ tied up, or tellin’ someone what to do, or even, and this is where it gets weird, likin’ a little pain. Yeah, you heard that right. Pain. Folks these days, I tell ya, they got some strange ideas.

But listen here, there’s all sorts of ways folks get together.
Some do it the regular way, some do it with their hands, and some, well, they do things I ain’t even gonna mention.
It’s a whole world out there, and what goes on behind closed doors ain’t nobody’s business but the folks involved.

Now, they got these stories, or what they call “myths,” about this kink stuff. People sayin’ all sorts of things that ain’t true. Like, some folks think you gotta turn off the lights to, you know, do the deed. Heck, I remember when we didn’t even have lights! We just got on with it, day or night, didn’t matter none. Why you need to hide in the dark? That’s just plain silly.

And then they say this “kink” thing is rare or unhealthy. Like you’re crazy if you like it. But heck, folks been likin’ different things since the beginning of time. Just ’cause it ain’t what you like don’t make it wrong. They been talkin’ about this kinda stuff for a long time, way back when, even before I was born. So it ain’t nothin’ new. And as long as folks are happy and safe, I say, more power to ‘em.

Some folks say if you like this “kink” stuff, there’s somethin’ wrong with your head, like you got a sickness. That’s just plain mean. It’s just another way folks like to, you know, be together. It don’t mean you’re broken or messed up. We all got our own ways, and as long as you ain’t hurtin’ nobody, it ain’t nobody else’s place to say you’re wrong.

I heard some folks say you gotta learn about this stuff, understand it. And maybe they’re right. Maybe if we all understood each other a little better, there’d be less judgin’ and more lovin’ in this world. But heck, I’m just an old woman, what do I know? All I know is, folks should be free to love who they want, how they want, long as they ain’t hurtin’ nobody. And that’s the truth, plain and simple. So, whether it’s “cream pie kink” or whatever else they call it, if it makes folks happy, well, that’s good enough for me.

And remember, just because you hear somethin’ don’t make it true. Folks like to gossip, they like to spread rumors. But you gotta think for yourself, figure things out on your own. Don’t just believe everything you hear, especially when it comes to somethin’ as private as what goes on between two people. That’s their business, not yours, not mine, not nobody else’s.

So that’s what I got to say about this “cream pie kink” or whatever you call it. It ain’t for me, but it ain’t my place to judge. Folks are gonna do what they’re gonna do, and as long as they’re happy and safe, that’s all that matters. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I got some real pie to bake. And that’s somethin’ I do understand.