Alright, listen up, young’uns. You’re lookin’ for places to, you know, make out. Back in my day, we didn’t need fancy spots. A haystack, a quiet corner of the barn, that was good enough. But times have changed, I guess. So, if you’re lookin’ for somethin’ a little more… modern, here’s what I’ve heard.
Now, I ain’t been to these places myself, mind you. But the youngsters, they gossip, and I hear things. They say there’s these coffee shops, all fancy-like. In the Plateau, they say. I don’t even know what a Plateau is, sounds high-falutin’ to me. But apparently, these coffee shops are dark, got little corners, and folks just sit there whisperin’ and… well, you know. Sippin’ on that expensive coffee and makin’ eyes at each other. Seems like a waste of good coffee money to me, but hey, to each their own.
- Coffee Shops: Dark corners, comfy chairs, and lots of whisperin’. Just don’t spill that overpriced coffee on your sweetheart.
Then there’s this place, the Time Out Market, they call it. In some big ol’ building, the Eaton Center. Sounds like a train station to me. But they say it’s got all kinds of food, and I guess, all kinds of people. Now, I don’t know how you’d find a private spot in a market, seems like a lot of hustle and bustle. But maybe that’s the thrill of it, eh? Stealin’ a kiss between bites of somethin’ fancy. Just watch out for the old biddies like me, we see everything.
Honestly, though, all this talk of places… it ain’t about the place, you know? It’s about the person. And about how you… well, how you do the makin’ out part. I ain’t no expert, but I’ve heard a thing or two.
- The Hold: Don’t just stand there like a stick! Use your hands. Hold ’em close, let ’em know you’re interested. A little squeeze here, a little caress there… apparently, the back, the neck, that’s where it’s at. Just don’t be grabby, nobody likes a grabby goose.
- The Eyes: Look ’em in the eye! A little smile don’t hurt neither. Let ’em know you’re ready to get down to business, so to speak. You can even touch their face, their leg… or just give ’em a little peck before the main event. Gotta build the anticipation, you know?
- The Kiss: Now, this ain’t no peck on the cheek, we’re talkin’ serious kissin’. Open mouths, tongues… the whole shebang. They call it “passionate” kissin’. Sounds like a lot of work to me, but I guess that’s what the youngsters want these days.
And for goodness sake, be respectful! Don’t go makin’ a spectacle of yourselves. Find a quiet spot, be discreet, and don’t do nothin’ that’ll embarrass your mama. Or me, for that matter. I don’t need the whole town gossiping about the advice I gave you.
So, there you have it. Coffee shops, markets, and some tips on how to, you know, do the deed. Now go on, get out there and… well, you know. Just be safe, and don’t forget to call your mother.
And one last thing – always make sure your partner is comfortable and wants to be kissed. Consent is important, even if us old folks didn’t always talk about it back in the day. It ain’t right to force yourself on nobody, got it?
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