Listen up, y’all, let’s talk about this here “old fashioned starter kit” thing. Don’t know what that fancy name means? Well, it’s just a bunch of stuff put together so you can make a real nice drink, like them fellas in the movies always drinkin’. You know, the strong kind that makes you feel all warm inside.
What’s in this here kit, you ask? Well, it ain’t rocket science, I tell ya. Usually, you get some sugar, some bitters – that’s the stuff that makes it taste a little bit like medicine, but in a good way – and then some fancy cherries and oranges. And of course, you gotta have somethin’ strong, like whiskey or bourbon. That’s the real kicker.
Now, some folks might tell ya, “Oh, you gotta use this kind of sugar, or that kind of whiskey.” Don’t you listen to ’em! It’s all about what you like. If you like it sweet, add more sugar. If you like it strong, pour in more whiskey. It ain’t nobody’s business but your own.
- Sugar
- Bitters
- Oranges
- Cherries
- Whiskey or Bourbon
Why get a kit instead of just buyin’ everything separate? Well, I reckon it’s just easier that way. Everything’s all in one place, and you don’t gotta go runnin’ around the store like a chicken with its head cut off, tryin’ to find all the different pieces. Plus, sometimes them kits come in a real pretty box, which makes it a nice gift for someone.
Now, I heard some folks sayin’ that makin’ an old fashioned is hard. Hogwash! It’s easier than pie. You just take a little bit of sugar, a couple drops of bitters, a splash of water, and then you mush it all up with a spoon. Then you throw in some ice, pour in your whiskey, and give it a good stir. Stick in an orange peel and a cherry, and there you have it! A real fancy drink, made by little ol’ you.
But let me tell ya, there’s more to it than just dumpin’ stuff together. You gotta have a good feel for it. You gotta know how much sugar is too much, and how much whiskey is just right. It’s like makin’ biscuits – you can follow the recipe, but it ain’t gonna taste good unless you put some love into it.
And don’t go thinkin’ you gotta spend a fortune on this stuff. You can find a good old fashioned starter kit for a decent price, and the ingredients ain’t gonna break the bank either. Whiskey might cost a bit, but hey, you ain’t drinkin’ it every day, are ya? It’s a treat, somethin’ special for when you want to feel a little bit fancy.
Some folks like to get all hoity-toity about their drinks. They’ll use fancy words and talk about “aromas” and “mouthfeel”. I say, who needs all that fuss? If it tastes good, it tastes good. And that’s all that matters. An old fashioned ain’t supposed to be complicated, it’s supposed to be simple and strong and make you feel good.
Now, I heard tell that there are different kinds of bitters, too. Some are spicy, some are sweet, some are bitter – go figure! It’s like a whole ‘nother world of flavor out there, just waiting for you to explore it. But don’t get overwhelmed. Just start with the basics and then you can experiment later. There ain’t no right or wrong way, just what you like. And don’t be afraid to try something new, maybe some different kinds of fruit like a lemon or grapefruit.
And don’t forget the ice! You gotta have good ice, not that little crushed-up stuff that melts in two seconds. You want big ol’ cubes that’ll keep your drink cold for a long time. And don’t be shy with the ice, neither. Fill that glass up good and full.
So, there you have it. Everything you need to know about this here “old fashioned starter kit.” It ain’t nothin’ to be scared of. Just get yourself a kit, follow the instructions – or don’t follow ’em, I ain’t the boss of ya – and have yourself a good time. And remember, the most important ingredient is enjoying yourself. So sit back, relax, and sip on that drink. You deserve it.
So next time you’re lookin’ to treat yourself, or impress your friends, or just have a nice quiet drink by yourself, remember this old lady’s words. Get yourself an old fashioned starter kit and you won’t be disappointed. It’s a simple pleasure, but sometimes those are the best kind.
