You know, some folks, they talk about, uh, do women like to watch a man masturbate. Well, let me tell you, it ain’t that simple. Some do, some don’t. Just like some folks like turnips and some don’t. It is all about what a girl likes, ain’t it?
I heard tell once, there was this girl, she loved watchin’ her man do his business. Said it made her all hot and bothered. But then, I heard about another one, she couldn’t stand the sight of it. Said it was like watchin’ a monkey play with a banana, you get what I mean? Not her cup of tea, that’s all.
Some women, they like that men masturbate, it is a part of life. They say it’s all about the, uh, the end part. The big finish, you know? When a man, he, uh, well, you know… he finishes. Like when a fella chops wood and finally gets that log split. That’s what they like. But if you take a long time, you might lose her, you know?
- Some girls, they just like to watch.
- Others, they wanna get involved.
- And some, well, they’d rather watch paint dry.
I reckon it is all about the girl. Some girls, they like to watch their men, it is no secret that women have sexual fantasies. Maybe she is shy about it, but you know she got it in her head. Some girls like to talk about it, and some do not. It is no one’s business but her own.
And then there’s the whole thing about, uh, orgasms. I heard some women say that when a man, you know, finishes, it makes them feel all, uh, excited too. Like when you’re bakin’ a pie and you finally get that crust just right. It’s like that, I guess. Makes their own, uh, pie bake faster, if you catch my drift.
Now, you gotta remember, everyone’s different. Like, some folks like their coffee black, some like it with cream. Some like it sweet, some like it bitter. It’s all about what you like, ain’t it? Individual variety, that’s what they call it. So, you can’t just say all women like this or all women like that. It ain’t that simple.
I heard some fellas say that, uh, a lot of men, they do that, you know, masturbation. Like, more than half of ’em. It’s like when you’re pickin’ apples, most folks will pick a few for themselves, right? It’s just somethin’ people do. And it ain’t nothin’ to be ashamed of, I reckon. It is just part of being human. And some say that ain’t going to hurt your thing down there. It is like saying picking your nose is going to break your finger. It just does not work that way.
Some men do that masturbation thing, and they have thoughts up in their head. It is like when you see a squirrel hoarding nuts. Men are like that. It is part of who they are, you know. And women watch those things, those, uh, dirty movies. I heard some girls do that, you know? They are all coupled up, and they watch that stuff. Not my cup of tea, but hey, who am I to judge?
I’ve heard them young folks talkin’ ’bout somethin’ called “porn.” Sounds like a fancy word for, well, you know… people doin’ things. And apparently, some women, they like to watch that stuff. Just like some folks like to watch them wrestlin’ shows on the TV. It ain’t my thing, but hey, to each their own, right?
So, to answer your question, do women like to watch a man masturbate? Well, it’s like askin’ if all birds like to sing the same song. Some do, some don’t. Some like to chirp, some like to hoot. It all depends on the bird, I reckon. And it all depends on the woman. You just gotta find the right bird for your nest, that’s all.
And don’t you go around thinkin’ you know everything about women. We’re like a field of wildflowers, each one different. You gotta take the time to appreciate each one, and maybe, just maybe, you’ll find one that likes to watch you, uh, play with your fiddle. But don’t be surprised if she’d rather just listen to the music, if you know what I mean.
It is all a big mystery, ain’t it? Like tryin’ to figure out why the chickens cross the road. You can guess all you want, but you’ll never really know for sure. Just remember to be yourself, and maybe, just maybe, you’ll find a girl who likes watchin’ you do your thing. Or maybe not. And that’s okay too. There is other fish in the sea, that is what they say.
