Well, well, well, let me tell you somethin’ about this gay men rim thing. I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout it the other day, and it got me thinkin’. It ain’t somethin’ we used to talk about much, but times are changin’, I reckon. This rim stuff, it’s all about lickin’ someone’s behind. Yeah, you heard me right. Lickin’ their butt.
Now, I ain’t no expert on these kinda things, but I heard them young folks say that it ain’t just for gay men. They say anyone with a butt or a tongue can do it. Imagine that! It’s a whole new world out there, I tell ya. But if you gonna be doin’ that, you gotta be clean. Real clean. Nobody wants a dirty butt. Eat your fiber, they say. It helps keep things movin’ smoothly. Ain’t nobody got time for a messy situation down there.
And they say you gotta relax. Just let it all go. If you all tensed up, it ain’t gonna be no fun for anyone. Just gotta go with the flow, I guess. They say it can be real good, real intense. Can lead to some big O’s, if you know what I mean. Strong feelin’, they say.
- Cleanliness is next to godliness, especially down there.
- Fiber is your friend. Eat your veggies!
- Relax and let go. Don’t be all tight and nervous.
- Gay men rim, or anyone rim, it’s all about pleasure.
I heard some fellas talkin’ about bein’ a “bottom”. Sounds kinda funny, don’t it? But it just means you’re the one gettin’ the action. And apparently, there’s a right way and a wrong way to do it. You gotta know your own body, they say. Know what feels good and what don’t. And you gotta keep things clean and healthy back there. Nobody wants to play with a dirty toy, you know?
And gettin’ somethin’ up there, well, that’s a whole other thing. They say it takes time and practice. You can’t just go jumpin’ into it. You gotta be gentle. Use your fingers, or somethin’ else, I don’t know. But be careful! You don’t wanna hurt yourself or anyone else.
I even heard about some tips for those gay guys, they say you can squeeze your hole while somethin’s inside ya. I don’t know about all that. All those things sounds crazy. It is hard to imagine. But like I said, times are changin’.
And another thing I heard is that you gotta get your mind and your body workin’ together. It ain’t just about what’s happenin’ down there, it’s about what’s happenin’ up here too. You gotta be in the right headspace, I guess.
It takes some gettin’ used to, I reckon. This whole gay men rim thing. But hey, if it makes people happy, then who am I to judge? Just be safe, be clean, and have fun. That’s all that matters, right? You need to prepare for sex, you know. You can not just do it. It is not good. You need to be careful and clean. This is important for gay men rim.
They say this rimming, it’s all about gettin’ close to someone. Real close. Sharing somethin’ special. I guess that’s kinda nice, ain’t it? Even if it is a little strange to my old ears. And some one use their tongue to give oral sex to the other one’s anus. This sounds so strange. I can not understand. But they say this is good. This can make them happy.
- Be gentle when puttin’ things up there.
- Know your body and what feels good.
- Keep your mind and body in sync.
- Gay men rim is about intimacy, whatever that means.
So, there you have it. My two cents on this whole gay men rim business. It’s a lot to take in, I know. But the world’s a-changin’, and we gotta try to keep up, I suppose. Just remember to be respectful, be safe, and have a good time. And for the love of all that’s holy, keep it clean! A dirty butt is a sad butt, and nobody wants that. If you want to have a good time, you need to be clean. This is important. You do not want to get sick. You need to eat fiber. This is good for your body. This can make you healthy. You need to do this if you want to try gay men rim. I heard that many people like it.
I still don’t fully understand all of this. But I think it is good for people to be happy. If this can make them happy, then it is good. I am too old to try this. But I think young people can try. They can do what they want. This is their choice. Gay men rim, I do not know too much. I just heard from some people. They say it is good. They say it can make them happy. So I think it is good.
