Alright, let’s talk about this Glock Nintendo Zapper thing, you know, the one that looks like that old duck huntin’ gun. Kids these days, they wouldn’t know nothin’ ’bout it. Back in my day, we had to blow on them cartridges to make ’em work! But this thing, this ain’t no toy, no sirree.
So, some folks, they’re takin’ these here Glocks, good guns they are, and makin’ ’em look like that old Zapper. I seen pictures, looks kinda neat, I guess. They’re paintin’ ’em all bright colors, just like the real thing. Heard tell they call that Cerakote, fancy name for paint if you ask me.
Now, I ain’t no gun expert, but I know a thing or two. My grandpappy, he used to hunt squirrels with a rusty old .22. This Glock, though, this is somethin’ else. Folks are sayin’ they’re usin’ all sorts of Glocks, like that Glock 17, and even that bigger one, the Glock 40. Sounds like a powerful piece to me.
- Some are even changin’ the handles, makin’ ’em smooth, no bumps or grooves.
- And they’re puttin’ fancy little dots all over, for grip I reckon. They call it stippling, sounds like somethin’ you do to a quilt, not a gun.
- They’re even makin’ ’em in special colors, like that plumber fella, Mario, they say. Never heard of him.
This one fella, he said he took his Glock to his local gunsmith. That’s a fella who fixes guns, you know. And they fixed it all up, made it look just like that Zapper. Took off the finger grooves, like I said, and painted it all up nice. Said they even did it in Mario’s caliber, whatever that means. Sounds like a whole lotta work to me.
Now, some folks, they’re sayin’ this is just for fun, like a collectible thing. Reminds ’em of when they were kids, playin’ that duck huntin’ game. I remember my kids, they loved that game. Always fightin’ over who got to shoot first. Good times. They get a kick outta seein’ somethin’ from their childhood made into a real gun. I get that, I suppose. But others, they’re wonderin’ if it’s a good idea. Makin’ a gun look like a toy, that don’t seem right to some.
But it ain’t my business what folks do with their guns, long as they’re safe and ain’t hurtin’ nobody. This here gunsmith in Texas, he’s makin’ a bunch of ’em. Texas, that’s where all the cowboys are, ain’t it? I heard they love their guns down there. Seems like they can do pretty much whatever they want with ’em too.
One fella even said he wants two of ’em! Two! What in the world would you need with two of them fancy Zapper Glocks? Unless he’s got two hands and two ducks to shoot at the same time. Seems like a waste of good money to me, but hey, it ain’t my money, is it?
And then there’s this talk about Gen 3 Glocks. Seems like they’re the most popular ones for this kinda thing. Somethin’ ’bout Glock makin’ parts for ’em, and the patent bein’ expired or somethin’. Sounds like a bunch of legal mumbo jumbo to me. All I know is, they’re usin’ ’em to make these Zapper guns.
I also saw somebody said something about a video of Mario shooting his friend Yoshi. Now that don’t seem right, friends shouldn’t shoot friends. I tell ya, these young folks and their video games, I just don’t get it sometimes.
So, there you have it. This Glock Nintendo Zapper thing, it’s a real gun, made to look like a toy. Some folks like it, some folks don’t. Me? I reckon it’s their business. Just be careful out there, folks, and always treat a gun with respect. That’s what my grandpappy always said, and he knew a thing or two about guns. And ducks. He sure loved to eat those ducks after he hunted ‘em.
Now, you go on and do somethin’ useful. I gotta go make some biscuits.
Tags: Glock, Nintendo Zapper, Custom Glock, Glock 17, Glock 40, Cerakote, Gunsmith, Firearm, Gen 3 Glock, Shooting, Texas
