Well, let me tell ya, this whole thing about what men like, boobs or butts, it’s a real head-scratcher, ain’t it? I’ve seen all sorts in my days, and let me tell you, men are simple creatures, but this… this is somethin’ else.
Do Guys Like Boobs?
Now, some fellas, they go gaga over boobs. Big ones, small ones, don’t seem to matter much to some. I heard tell some study or somethin’ said that most men, they like the boobs. But how much they like ’em, that’s the real question. Some are just crazy about ’em, can’t take their eyes off, you know? And then there’s those who like the big ones, on a skinny gal, mind you. Makes ya wonder, don’t it? Like, what’s the deal with that?
- Big boobs on a skinny gal, that’s what some like.
- Some just like any boobs, doesn’t matter the size.
- And if a fella really likes ya, maybe he don’t care so much ’bout the size. But they still like ’em bigger, I reckon.
What About Butts, Then?
But hold on, don’t go thinkin’ it’s all about boobs. ‘Cause then you got the butt men. Yeah, them fellas who can’t get enough of a good, round behind. Heard some smart folks did a study, and more men than you’d think, they actually prefer the butts! Can you believe it? Almost 60 percent of ’em! That’s a whole lotta fellas lookin’ at behinds, let me tell ya.
And it ain’t just any butt, mind you. They like ’em shapely, like that Kardashian girl, you know the one? The one with all the pictures on that…what’s it called…Insta-thingy? Yeah, her. Men been likin’ shapely butts for ages, apparently. It’s a thing, I guess.
It’s More Than Just Boobs and Butts, Ya Know
Now, I’m gonna let you in on a little secret. Men, they’re not just lookin’ at boobs and butts, even though that’s what they mostly talk about. Sometimes, they notice other things too. Like, a fella might like a gal’s belly, if it fits with the rest of her, you know? Or even her feet! Can you believe that? Feet! Men are strange, I tell ya.
The Real Truth, If You Ask Me
But here’s the real kicker, the thing no one really tells ya. If a man really loves ya, truly loves ya, he ain’t gonna care so much about your boobs or your butt or even your darn feet. He’s gonna love YOU. All of you. The whole package. That’s what matters, ain’t it?
I mean, sure, maybe he’ll notice your boobs if you’re just, you know, messin’ around, havin’ a fling or somethin’. But if he’s in it for the long haul, he’s gonna love you for your laugh, for your kindness, for the way you make him feel. That’s the truth of it, as far as I can see.
So, all this talk about boobs and butts, it’s kinda silly, ain’t it? Men like what they like, sure, but what they really want, what they really need, is someone who loves ’em back. Someone who’s gonna be there for ’em, through thick and thin. And that’s got nothin’ to do with boobs or butts, now does it?
So, don’t go frettin’ about your size or shape or nothin’. Just be yourself, be kind, and find someone who loves you for who you are. That’s the real secret, not the size of your chest or your behind. You hear me?
In the end, it ain’t so clear-cut, is it? Men are all different, and what one fella likes, another might not. But from what I gather, boobs are popular, butts are popular, and a good heart is the most popular of all. Don’t you forget it.
Tags:[Men’s Preferences, Attraction, Boobs, Butts, Relationships, Body Image]