Alright, let’s talk about them face hairs, the ones they call mustaches, and how they work with round faces. You know, the kind of face that’s kinda like a plate, all full and round. I’ve seen a lot of faces in my time, and let me tell you, some hairs just don’t belong.
So, if you got yourself a round face, don’t you go slapping any old mustache on it. You gotta be smart about it. We don’t want your face looking even rounder, like a big ol’ pumpkin. We want it to look… well, less round, I guess. More like… a longer plate, maybe? You get the picture.
- First thing’s first, you gotta think about length. A short, stubby mustache? No, no, no. That ain’t gonna do nothing but make your face look wider. You need something that goes down, see? Something that stretches out past the corners of your mouth. Like them Fu Manchu things, you know, the ones that hang down like little curtains? Those can work.
- And another thing, them jaws. If you got strong jaws, well, lucky you. Most anything will look good on ya. But if your jaw is kinda soft, you know, not much to it, you might need to beef up that mustache a bit. Make it thicker, fuller. And maybe, just maybe, add a little bit of beard to it. Not a big bushy one, mind you, just a little somethin’ to balance things out. Like them youngsters call a “beard stash,” I think. Just a little bit of stubble, you know, like when you haven’t shaved for a couple of days.
Now, I ain’t saying everyone can grow a good mustache. Some folks just ain’t built for it. But if you can, and you got that round face, you gotta be picky. It’s like picking out a good melon at the market – you gotta look it over real careful.
Think of it this way: if your face is wide, you want something to make it look longer. That’s why them long mustaches work. They draw the eye down, see? It’s like a little magic trick, fooling folks into thinking your face ain’t so round after all. And that thickness I was talking about? That adds a bit of… I don’t know, oomph? It makes it look like you got a stronger jawline, even if you don’t. It’s all about balance, you know? Like when you’re carrying two buckets of water, you gotta have ‘em even, or you’ll spill everything. Mustache is the same way, gotta be balanced with your face.
Let’s talk about them oval faces for a minute. Now, them oval-faced folks, they got it easy. They can wear pretty much any kind of mustache they want. Long, short, thick, thin, it don’t matter much. Lucky ducks. But we ain’t talking about them, are we? We’re talking about round faces, and that’s a whole different ball game.
You also gotta think about grooming. A messy mustache? That ain’t gonna help nobody. You gotta keep it neat, trimmed up. Like a good lawn, you know? You can’t just let it grow wild. You gotta shape it, comb it, maybe even put a little wax in it, if you’re fancy. A well-groomed mustache shows you care, shows you put in some effort. And that goes a long way, let me tell you.
And don’t forget about the rest of your face. Sometimes, a mustache ain’t enough. You might need to add some sideburns, maybe shape your beard a bit. It all works together, see? It’s like a puzzle, you gotta get all the pieces in the right place. If you are a bit on the heavy side, well, that can make your face look even rounder. So you gotta be extra careful with that mustache then. Maybe go a little longer, a little thicker. You gotta compensate, you know? It’s like when you’re cooking, and you add too much salt, you gotta add something else to balance it out. Choosing your mustache style is important; it’s about making your face look its best.
So, there you have it. A few things to think about when you’re choosing a mustache for a round face. Remember, length, thickness, grooming, and the rest of your face too. It ain’t rocket science, but it ain’t easy neither. You gotta put in some thought, some effort. But if you do it right, you can make that round face look… well, less round, and that’s the whole point, ain’t it?
