Okay, so I tried to make my butt bigger. It’s not easy, man. I saw all these videos online about getting a “bigger butt,” and I thought, why not? I’m a straight guy, but a nice butt is a nice butt, right?
First, I started doing squats. Lots of squats. I mean, I was squatting like my life depended on it. Up and down, up and down. My legs were killing me, but I kept going. I also tried lunges. Those were a bit easier, but still tough. I felt like a damn flamingo, standing on one leg all the time.
Then, there were these things called hip thrusts. Man, those were awkward. I felt ridiculous lying on the floor, thrusting my hips up in the air. But hey, if it works, it works. I did them anyway. I did so many of these, and my hips started to ache, but I pressed on.
- Squats: Up and down, like a madman.
- Lunges: Feeling like a flamingo.
- Hip thrusts: Awkward but determined.
I also tried to eat more. I heard you need to eat a lot to build muscle. So, I ate everything in sight. Burgers, fries, pizza – you name it. I gained some weight, but I’m not sure how much of it went to my butt. I did feel stronger, though, which was cool. I pushed myself to eat more than usual, hoping it would pay off.
I kept this up for a few weeks. I was sore all the time, and honestly, I was getting tired of it. But I didn’t want to give up. I wanted to see if this whole “bigger butt” thing was even possible. I was exhausted, but I was also curious. I had to know if it was worth it.
Did It Work?
Well, after all that, I think my butt did get a little bigger. Not a huge difference, but it’s something. I can feel it when I sit down, and my pants fit a bit tighter. I guess it’s not a total waste of time. It’s not like I suddenly have a Kim K butt, but it’s definitely firmer. I’m actually kind of proud of it.
So, yeah, that’s my story. It was a lot of work, and I’m not sure I’ll keep it up forever. But for now, I’m happy with the results. Maybe I’ll do a few squats here and there to maintain it. We’ll see. It was an interesting experiment, to say the least. I might even keep doing some of these exercises, just to see what happens. It’s kind of fun, in a weird way.
