How to Make Your Girlfriend Horny, you say? Well, let me tell ya, it ain’t rocket science, but it ain’t just flipping a switch neither. It’s like bakin’ a cake, gotta have the right ingredients and do things in the right order.
First off, ya gotta pay attention. Ain’t nobody gonna get horny if you’re starin’ at the TV or fiddlin’ with your phone. Look at her, listen to her. Women like that, makes ’em feel special. You know, like when you’re tellin’ a story and someone’s actually listenin’, not just waitin’ for their turn to talk.
- Look Her in the Eyes: Not in a creepy way, mind you. Just look at her like she’s the prettiest thing you ever did see. And smile! A smile goes a long way.
- Listen to Her: Really listen. Not just the words, but how she’s sayin’ them. Is she happy, sad, tired? Knowing that stuff helps you know what to do next.
Then, ya gotta set the mood. Can’t be expectin’ sparks to fly if the house is a mess and the kids are screamin’. Clean up a bit, light a candle, maybe put on some soft music. Not that head-bangin’ stuff, somethin’ nice and slow. You know, the kind of music that makes you wanna sway a little.
And speaking of settin’ the mood, touch is important. But don’t be grabby. Start slow. Maybe play with her hair a little. Women love that, makes ’em feel all soft and girly. Or rub her back. Not like you’re tryin’ to start a fire, just a gentle rub. Like you’re kneadin’ bread dough, but gentler. You gotta be patient, like waitin’ for the bread to rise.
Food can help too, but don’t go stuffin’ her full of heavy food. Think light snacks, somethin’ tasty but not gonna make her feel all bloated and sleepy. Maybe some strawberries, or a little bit of chocolate. Somethin’ you can feed each other, that’s always fun.
Now, let’s talk about breathin’. Sounds weird, I know, but it works. Try breathin’ together, like you’re dancin’ but with your lungs. Slow and deep, in and out. It kinda connects you, makes you feel closer. It’s like when you’re workin’ in the garden and you get into a rhythm, everything just flows.
And don’t forget about talkin’. But not just any talk. Whisper sweet nothin’s in her ear. Tell her she’s beautiful, tell her how much you love her. Tell her what you like about her. Don’t be shy, let her know how you feel. It’s like tellin’ a secret, but instead of keepin’ it quiet, you’re sharin’ it with the one you love.
Foreplay, that’s important too. Don’t just jump right to the main event, you gotta build things up. Kiss her, touch her, tease her a little. It’s like buildin’ a fire, you start with the small stuff and then add the bigger pieces. Take your time, don’t rush. The longer it takes, the better it gets. It’s like slow cookin’ a roast, makes it all tender and juicy.
And remember, every woman is different. What works for one might not work for another. So pay attention to her, learn what she likes. Ask her what she wants. Communication is key, you know, like talkin’ to your neighbor about borrowin’ a cup of sugar, gotta be clear about what you need.
Sometimes, though, nothin’ seems to work. Maybe she’s tired, maybe she’s stressed. Don’t take it personal. Just be patient, be understandin’. And try again another time. It’s like farmin’, sometimes the crops don’t grow no matter how hard you try, you just gotta wait for the next season.
In the end, it’s all about connection. About makin’ her feel loved, desired, and safe. Do that, and the rest will follow. It’s like buildin’ a house, gotta have a strong foundation, and the foundation of any good relationship is love and respect.
So there you have it. A few tips from an old woman. Take ’em or leave ’em, but I reckon they’ll do ya some good. Now go on and make your girlfriend horny!
