Alright, alright, listen up ya’ll, I’m gonna tell ya how to get yourself on that Jerkmate thing, you know, the one where them younguns show off and whatnot. Don’t go thinkin’ this is gonna be some fancy-schmancy talk, I’m just gonna tell it to ya straight, like it is.
First off, ya gotta go to that Jerkmate website. You know, type it in on that computer thingy. *, somethin’ like that. Once you’re there, it ain’t rocket science. They got all sorts of buttons and thingamajigs, but you gotta find the one that says somethin’ about “becomin’ a model” or “streamin’.” It’s like lookin’ for a ripe watermelon in a field, gotta use your eyes.
- Look for words like “Sign Up,” “Become a Model,” or “Broadcast.”
- Don’t be clickin’ on anythin’ that looks fishy, ya hear? Stick to the main buttons.
Now, they gonna ask ya for a whole bunch of stuff. Your name, your email, all that jazz. Just fill it out best ya can. They might ask ya for some pictures too. Make sure them pictures ain’t from when you was a spring chicken, ya know? Gotta show ’em what ya look like now. And for goodness sake, make sure the room’s tidy! Nobody wants to see a pile of dirty laundry in the background.
Then comes the technical stuff, somethin’ about cameras and microphones. Now, I ain’t no tech whiz, but from what I hear, ya need a decent camera so folks can see ya clear. And a microphone so they can hear ya talkin’. Don’t go spendin’ all your hard-earned money on fancy equipment though, start with somethin’ simple and see how it goes.
They might ask ya about what kinda show you gonna put on. You know, what you gonna be doin’ on camera. Just be yourself, that’s what I say. Don’t try to be someone you ain’t. If ya like dancin’, then dance. If ya like tellin’ stories, then tell stories. Just be natural, that’s the ticket.
They got all sorts of rules and regulations, too. Make sure ya read ’em, ya hear? Don’t wanna go gettin’ yourself in trouble. They don’t like it when you doin’ stuff you ain’t supposed to be doin’. It’s like sellin’ moonshine, gotta do it on the up and up, or they’ll come after ya.
Now, gettin’ folks to watch ya, that’s the hard part. Jerkmate is a big place, lots of folks doin’ their thing. You gotta stand out from the crowd. Some folks say you gotta have a “gimmick” or somethin’. Maybe you wear a funny hat, or maybe you sing songs. Just gotta find somethin’ that makes folks wanna watch you. It’s like sellin’ pies at the county fair, gotta have the best darn pie to get folks to buy it.
And don’t be expectin’ to get rich overnight, ya hear? It takes time and effort. You gotta be patient and keep at it. Some days gonna be good, some days gonna be bad. That’s just life. Just keep showin’ up and puttin’ on a good show, and eventually, folks will start noticin’. It’s like plantin’ a garden, gotta water it every day and wait for it to grow.
From what I hear, there’s other places you can do this too. There’s that Stripchat, sounds kinda similar. They even got somethin’ called VR, sounds fancy. And then there’s Streamate, where Jerkmate gets a cut if someone signs up through you. It’s all connected, like a big ol’ spiderweb. You can even have some kinda link thingy, so folks know you sent them.
And remember, Jerkmate, they give you some gold coins when you start. Three of ’em, I think. Don’t go spendin’ ’em all in one place, ya hear? Use ’em wisely.
So, that’s about it. That’s how you get yourself on Jerkmate and start streamin’. It ain’t easy, but it ain’t impossible neither. Just be yourself, be patient, and keep at it. And for goodness sake, keep your room clean! Now go on and make somethin’ of yourself, ya hear?
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