Well, now, let’s talk about this blow job thing. Is an average blow job still good? Honey, back in my day, we didn’t talk about these things so much. But times are a-changin’, ain’t they? These young folks today, they talk about everything under the sun.
So, this blow job, it’s a kind of, you know, thing with the mouth. Some folks say it’s better than the other, you know. But, goodness me, who’s to say what’s good and what ain’t? I heard some young women don’t even like doing it. They say, “Oh, it’s not for me.” Can you believe it? They think it’s rare. Well, I don’t think is rare. I think lots of folks do it.
What is a Good Blow Job?
They got all these fancy studies now, you know. They ask all sorts of questions. Like, how long should a good blow job last? Lord have mercy. In my time, you just did what you did and that was that. I heard some men feel pressure. Poor things. They think they gotta perform, like it’s some kind of show. But really, it’s just two people, enjoying each other, ain’t it?
I reckon a good blow job is one where everyone’s happy. That’s it. Plain and simple. Don’t matter how long it takes or how fancy it is. If you like it, and he likes it, then it’s good.
- Some folks like it fast.
- Some folks like it slow.
- Some folks don’t like it at all!
Don’t Believe Everything You Hear
Now, I seen some things online, they call them “myths.” Like, you gotta swallow or something. Nonsense! You do what you’re comfortable with. Don’t let nobody tell you what to do with your own body. That’s just silly talk. They say it’s like green smoothies, but I don’t even know what green smoothies are. Sounds nasty.
They say, anyone can give a good blow job, even if you are a man or a woman. Well, of course! It ain’t rocket science. It’s just about pleasuring your partner. And everyone deserves a little pleasure, don’t they? Most men have received it at least once, that’s for sure. 60% to 90%, they say. That’s a lot of men.
Average is Just Fine
So, back to this average blow job. Is it still good? Well, I say, yes! Average is just fine. It’s like a good, home-cooked meal. It ain’t fancy, but it fills you up and makes you feel good. An average blow job, done with love, is better than some fancy one done with no heart.
This oral sex is common. No matter your age. Or what kind of parts you got. As long as you both say it is okay, then you can do it. And it’s about using your tongue, and your lips. And the stereotype that women don’t like it, well, maybe that is true for some. But not for all.
Some girls, they’re waiting till they get married for other things. But they’ll do this blow job thing. Some folks think it’s cheating. Well, who cares what they think? You do you, honey.
Just Enjoy Yourself
So, if you’re out there, wondering about this blow job thing. Just relax. Don’t overthink it. Just enjoy yourself. And your partner. That’s all that matters. And don’t you pay no mind to what other folks say. You like giving blow jobs? Then you give them. You like receiving them? Then you receive them. And if they are average blow jobs, then that is okay too. A good blow job is one that makes you feel good. No matter what.
Life’s too short to worry about being perfect. Just be yourself. Be kind. And have a little fun. That’s what I say. And don’t forget to enjoy your partner, and make sure they enjoy you too. An average blow job can be the best thing in the world if it’s done with a little love. You just remember that. And that is what truly matters, honey. Yes, indeed.
