Oh, honey, let me tell you about this thing called a “buttplug”. I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout it, and I just gotta share what I heard. Sounds kinda crazy to me, but what do I know? I’m just sayin’ what I heard, ya know? Some folks like to put this thing up their behinds. Yep, you heard me right. Says it feels good, or somethin’. They say it’s for, uh, “pleasure.” I don’t know about all that. Sounds mighty uncomfortable to me.
Some folks say you gotta put some, uh, slippery stuff on it before you use it. Makes it go in easier, I reckon. And they say you gotta go slow. Real slow. Like, inch by inch, kinda slow. Don’t wanna hurt yourself, I guess. That’s for sure, that’s what the young folks told me. They said it can be dangerous if you are not careful.
Now, some people, they like to wear these things… in public! Can you believe it? Just walkin’ around, shoppin’, eatin’, with that thing up there. Lord have mercy! I just can’t imagine. I guess some folks have that in common, wearing that buttplug. Sounds like a bunch of hooey, but hey, that’s just me. I don’t know nothin’ about that.
They say there’s all kinds of these things, too. Different shapes, different sizes. Some are small, some are big. Some are made of, uh, rubber, or somethin’ like that. Some are made of metal, even! Can you imagine? Cold metal up your backside? No thank you! And some of ’em even vibrate! Like a little motor, I guess. Goodness gracious, what will they think of next?
I heard some people sayin’ it’s good for, uh, “beginners.” Like, if you’ve never done that kinda thing before, this is a good way to start. I don’t know about that. Seems like there’s easier ways to have fun, if you ask me. But what do I know, right? This buttplug is a new thing for me. I just wonder why people like it. But like I said, I don’t know nothing about this.
And get this, they say you can wear it when you’re with someone else, too. Like, you know, when you’re… bein’ intimate. I just don’t get it. Seems like it would get in the way, if you ask me. But I guess some people like that sort of thing. They say it adds a little somethin’ extra. To each their own, I suppose.
The thing I always heard about this buttplug is to make sure you’re safe when using it. Some say it is a good way to make fun, but others say it could be dangerous. I don’t know, just listen to others, and be careful.
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