Okay, here we go, let’s talk about this “new male sex toy” thing I tried out.
So, I saw this thing online, and let me tell you, the ads were everywhere. It looked pretty wild, all these promises of, you know, intense pleasure and whatnot. I’ve tried a few toys in my time, but this one was different. It wasn’t just your standard vibrator or sleeve, this was some high-tech looking gadget with all sorts of bells and whistles. I got kinda curious, figured, why not? Might as well see what the fuss is all about.
Ordered it online, and it came in a pretty discreet package, thankfully. My neighbors are nosy as hell. Unboxed it and, man, this thing was a beast. Heavy, solid, and it had more buttons than my TV remote. Came with a thick instruction manual too, which I definitely needed. Took me a good while just to figure out how to turn the damn thing on.
First, I charged it up. Took a few hours. While that was going on, I skimmed through the manual again, trying to decipher all the different modes and settings. There were pulsing settings, suction settings, even a heating function. Overwhelming, to say the least.
Once it was fully charged, I decided to give it a whirl. Now, I’m not going to go into all the nasty details, but let’s just say it took some getting used to. The first time I used it, I had the settings way too high. Felt like my dick was about to be launched into orbit. Definitely had to dial it back a bit and experiment with the different modes.
- Tried the pulsing mode first. That was pretty good, a nice rhythmic sensation.
- Switched to the suction mode. Whoa, that was intense! Like a tiny black hole down there.
- Finally, turned on the heating function. That added a whole other level of realism, I gotta say.
After some trial and error, I finally found a combination of settings that worked for me. It was a slow build, gradually increasing the intensity until BAM! Fireworks. I’m not kidding, it was one of the most intense orgasms I’ve ever had. Totally different from anything I’ve experienced before.
Cleaning it was a bit of a chore, though. Lots of nooks and crannies to get into. Definitely gotta be thorough with that, don’t want any nasty bacteria growing in there. Took me longer to clean the thing than I spent actually using it!
Overall, it was a pretty wild ride. Definitely not for the faint of heart, and it’s got a learning curve for sure. But once you figure it out, damn. It’s like having a personal pleasure robot at your disposal. Would I recommend it? Yeah, I think so. If you’re looking for something new and exciting, and you’re not afraid of a little experimentation, this might be just the thing for you. Just be prepared to read the instructions, and maybe start slow, unless you want to end up on the moon.
Would I use it again?
Hell yeah, I would. Probably gonna fire it up again tonight, actually.
