Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about them little picture things on the phone, the, uh, “emojis,” they call ’em. Folks these days, they use ’em for all sorts of things. Now, some of them are just plain silly, like that smiley face or the little heart. But then there’s some, well, let’s just say they make you blush a little, if you catch my drift.
I ain’t no spring chicken, ya know, but even I’ve seen some of them emojis that make you go “hmmm.” Like that eggplant one, for example. My grandson, he showed me that one time, and I swear, I nearly choked on my tea! He said it means somethin’…well, somethin’ a man has, ya know? Down there. And then there’s that peach emoji. Looks innocent enough, right? Like a nice, juicy fruit. But these young folks, they use it to talk about, well, a woman’s backside. Can you believe it?
And don’t even get me started on the taco emoji. I love a good taco, don’t get me wrong, but the way they use it… it’s just not right. They say it’s like, you know, a woman’s… ahem… private parts. Honestly, I don’t know where they come up with this stuff. It’s all a bit much for an old lady like me.
- Eggplant emoji: Means a man’s thingamajig.
- Peach emoji: Means a woman’s bottom.
- Taco emoji: Another way to talk about, you know, down there for a woman.
- Sweat droplets emoji: Means, well, when things get hot and heavy.
- Cherries emoji: Can be another way to talk about a woman’s chest and some other things.
Then there’s them avocado emojis, like, I always thought that’s just a fruit, but turns out young folks think it is healthy and well. Young folks also think the nail polish emoji means somethin’ important, I don’t know what they think. I don’t know what they think. These young folks and their phones! But then there’s another that looks like two little round fruits? Yeah, them cherries. Now, them cherries can mean a couple of things, if you know what I mean. Sometimes, it’s just about a woman’s chest, ya know? And other times, it’s somethin’ a little more… private. It’s all very confusing, if you ask me.
My daughter, she tried to explain it to me once. She said it’s all about “context.” Whatever that means. She said you have to look at the other emojis around it to figure out what it means. So, like, if you see the eggplant and then the sweat drops, well, you can probably guess what they’re talkin’ about. And if you see the peach and the tongue emoji, well, that’s a whole other story. It’s enough to make your head spin!
I tell ya, it’s a different world these days. Back in my day, if you wanted to talk about somethin’ like that, you whispered it, or you wrote it down on a piece of paper and hid it under your pillow. You didn’t go around sendin’ little pictures of eggplants and peaches all over the place! But I guess that’s just how things are now. These young folks, they got their own way of doin’ things, and I guess we old folks just gotta try to keep up, or at least pretend we do.
Sometimes I wonder what my grandma would think if she saw all this. She’d probably have a conniption fit! But then again, times change, don’t they? And maybe, just maybe, there’s a little bit of fun in all this emoji business, even for an old lady like me. Just don’t tell my pastor I said that!
So, there you have it. A little lesson in them perverted emojis, as they call ’em. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go make myself a nice cup of tea and try to forget I ever learned any of this. It’s enough to make a body blush, I tell ya!
And remember, be careful what emojis you send, and to who. You don’t want to accidentally send an eggplant to your priest, now, do ya? That wouldn’t be good for nobody. Just stick to the smiley faces and the hearts, that’s what I say. It’s a whole lot less complicated.
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