Hey there, y’all! So, I heard some folks talkin’ about somethin’ called “porn from Michigan.” Now, I ain’t no expert on these fancy city things, but I reckon I can tell ya what I think.
First off, what in the tarnation is “porn” anyway? Sounds like somethin’ them city slickers made up. Back in my day, we didn’t have no fancy words like that. We just called it… well, never you mind what we called it. It ain’t polite talk for decent folks.
But from what I gather, this “porn from Michigan” is about, you know, videos and pictures of people doin’ things… things that should be kept private, if you ask me. Lord have mercy! Folks these days got no shame.
Now, why Michigan? Beats me. Michigan’s a nice place, I hear. Got them Great Lakes and all. But why folks wanna watch… that… from Michigan, I just don’t understand. Maybe they got some special kinda folks up there? Or maybe it’s just the internet makin’ a fuss outta nothin’. The internet is weird, always showing you stuff you don’t need to see. Like when my grandson showed me that video of a cat playing the piano, now that was something!
- They say there’s videos of girls from Michigan. Well, I reckon girls are girls, no matter where they come from. Ain’t nothin’ special about a Michigan girl, ‘cept maybe she likes them cold winters.
- And then there’s talk of Michigan sluts. Now, that’s just plain rude. My mama always said, “If you ain’t got nothin’ nice to say, don’t say nothin’ at all.” But these internet folks, they got no manners.
- I even heard tell of amateur videos. Amateur? What’s that supposed to mean? Sounds like they ain’t even good at it! If you gonna do somethin’ wrong, at least be good at it, I always say.
Honestly, it all sounds like a bunch of hooey to me. People watchin’ other people doin’ private things… it just ain’t right. Back in my day, we had respect. We kept our clothes on and our business to ourselves.
But I guess times have changed. These young folks, they got their own ways. They got their smartphones and their internet and their “porn from Michigan.” And I reckon there ain’t nothin’ an old lady like me can do about it. Just shake my head and say, “Lord have mercy.”
I tell you what though, all this talk of Michigan porn videos and Michigan porno movies got me thinkin’. Maybe these folks in Michigan need to find somethin’ better to do with their time. Like go to church, or help their neighbors, or just sit on the porch and watch the birds. That’s what I do, and it keeps me outta trouble.
And another thing, these Michigan girls and Michigan sluts, they oughta be ashamed of themselves. Runnin’ around naked on the internet… it just ain’t ladylike. My mama woulda tanned my hide if I ever did somethin’ like that.
So, if you ask me, this “porn from Michigan” ain’t nothin’ but a whole lotta fuss over nothin’. It’s just another way for folks to waste their time and get into trouble. And I, for one, ain’t gonna have nothin’ to do with it. You young folks can do what you want but I am going to stick to my knitting, thank you very much.
I’m gonna go make myself a cup of tea and forget all about this “porn” nonsense. And maybe say a prayer for them folks in Michigan. They surely need it.
In conclusion, this “porn from Michigan” stuff just doesn’t make much sense to me. It sounds like a lot of unnecessary fuss and bother. There are more important things in life than watchin’ strangers doin’…well, you know. So let’s all just focus on bein’ good people and treatin’ each other with respect. That’s what I think, anyway.
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