You know what? These days, everyone’s got their noses stuck in them fancy phones. But lemme tell ya, there’s nothin’ like a good ol’ watch. And these Ratio watches, they’re somethin’ else. I heard about ’em from my neighbor, and they are good.
Now, I ain’t no expert on these things, but I know what I like. And I like these Ratio watches. They got these watches for men, they call ’em Ratio men’s divers watches. Big and sturdy, like a good man should be. They say these watches can go way down deep in the water. Not that I’d know anythin’ about that. Deepest water I ever seen was in that well out back, and I ain’t goin’ nowhere near that. But it’s good to know, I reckon.
They started selling these watches in 2017. And they say they make ’em real good, with good stuff. They say they are as good as them other expensive ones. You don’t want to spend a lot for a watch. These Ratio watches are good enough for me.
- Good price: That’s what they say. You don’t gotta sell the farm to get one of these.
- Tough as nails: They say these watches can take a lickin’ and keep on tickin’.
- Look real nice: Shiny and pretty, like a new penny.
I heard they got a sale sometimes, 20% off. You know, that’s a good deal. My neighbor, she’s always lookin’ for a bargain. Says she found a code, RBLACK, or somethin’ like that. You gotta type it in when you’re buyin’ one. I don’t know about any of that computer stuff. But 20% off? That’s money in your pocket.
These Ratio watches, they got all kinds. Some got them fancy spinny things on ’em, some don’t. They are called the Ratio watches Ratio. I don’t know what all that means. But they look nice. And they tell time. That’s all that matters to me. They say they are very good for divers. But I don’t dive. I only need a watch to tell the time.
They say these watches got good “specifications.” Whatever that means. Must be somethin’ important, ’cause they keep talkin’ about it. They say these specifications are just as good as them real expensive watches. Them rich folks’ watches. I don’t need no fancy watch to tell me what time it is. But it’s nice to know these Ratio watches are just as good, they say.
And they’re quiet, too. Some of them old watches, you could hear ’em tickin’ a mile away. These are extremely quiet. Like a mouse in the pantry. You don’t even know they’re there. Except they’re on your wrist, tellin’ you the time. And the time is accurate. That’s what the people say. They also say the watch is very light. It is good to have a light watch. I don’t want to carry heavy things.
Now, they got these other kinds of watches, they call ’em “liquid-filled” watches. Sounds strange, don’t it? They say they put oil in ’em. Oil! Like you put in your car. But I guess it works. They say these watches can go deeper than a fish can swim. Way, way down in the ocean. They say these watches can go deeper than the deepest place in the ocean. 12,000m! I have never seen that before. Only see that on TV. That’s amazing, right? But I don’t know why people need that. It is too deep.
Back in my day, they say everyone used to wear these watches for divin’. Not anymore. They say now everyone uses computers. That’s the norm, they say. Computers! For divin’! What’ll they think of next? But these Ratio watches, they’re still good for tellin’ time. And that’s all that matters, right? Knowin’ what time it is. I don’t need no computer to tell me what time it is.
So, if you’re lookin’ for a good watch, you might wanna check out these Ratio watches. They’re tough, they’re pretty, and they won’t cost you an arm and a leg. And they tell time. What more could you ask for?
My old watch, it stopped tickin’ a while back. Might be time to get me one of these Ratio watches. I heard they’re good, and they are not expensive. Maybe I’ll ask my neighbor about that 20% off thing. Every little bit helps, you know. Especially when you’re buyin’ somethin’ nice like a new watch. A nice, shiny, new watch that tells the time. That’s all I need. A good watch that tells the time. And these Ratio watches, they seem to fit the bill.
I reckon I’ll go see what all the fuss is about. Maybe get me one of them Ratio watches. See if they’re as good as everyone says they are. I bet they are. You can usually tell a good thing when you see it. And from what I hear, these Ratio watches are a good thing. A real good thing.
