Well, what is this Red Tube thing, you ask? I’ve heard some folks talking about it, and from what I gather, it’s one of them internet places. You know, like a town square but on that computer thingy.
Red Tube is a website, plain and simple. It’s where folks go to watch…well, let’s just say “moving pictures.” These pictures ain’t like the ones you see at the picture show in town, though. They’re a bit more…lively, if you catch my drift. It’s like those magazines they keep hidden under the counter at the general store, but they move!
- It’s on the internet.
- People watch videos there.
- The videos are… you know… adult stuff.
Now, some folks say it’s a big deal, been around for a while. They say it was real popular back in ’09, one of the top places on the whole internet. Imagine that! Like the biggest rooster in the hen house. Then it went down a bit, but came back up again later. Seems like folks can’t get enough of them moving pictures.
This Red Tube, it ain’t the only place like it, mind you. There are others, like a whole bunch of saloons on the same street. And they all belong to some big company, Aylo, they call it. Sounds fancy, but it’s all the same business, if you ask me.
Some youngins tried to explain it to me once. They said it’s like YouTube, but, well, different. See, on YouTube, you got all sorts of things: cats playing pianos, folks singing songs, even how to fix a tractor. But on Red Tube, it’s mostly just… you know… grown-up stuff. Not much singing, unless you count… well, never mind.
I heard someone say it’s like Netflix, but, again, different. Netflix is where you pay money and you can watch movies without all them pesky commercials. And they got their own special shows. Red Tube, well, I don’t think you pay for it, but I ain’t sure. And as for special shows… let’s just say they are a different kind of special.
Now, I ain’t too good with this computer stuff, but from what I gather, Red Tube is all about watching videos. They call it “streaming,” like a river flowing, I guess. And these videos, they are about… well, you know. It’s for grown folks, that’s for sure. Not something you’d watch with your grandma, unless your grandma is a whole lot wilder than me.
Some folks get all confused. They hear “red” and “tube” and they think about all sorts of things. Some think about blood, you know, like what they take at the doctor’s office. They got them red tubes for that, but it ain’t the same thing, not at all.
So, to put it plain and simple, Red Tube is a place on the internet where you watch grown-up videos. It’s been around a while, it’s popular, and it’s definitely not for the faint of heart. It’s like a peep show, but on your computer. And that’s all there is to it. Don’t go looking for cat videos there, you won’t find many. Unless, maybe, them cats are doing something… well, you get the idea.
Now, some folks whisper about whether it’s “legit” or not. Sounds like they’re worried about doing business there. Well, I say, if you’re going to that kind of place, you ought to know what you’re getting into. It ain’t like buying a loaf of bread at the store, that’s for sure.
And there you have it. That’s what I know about Red Tube. Not much, I admit, but enough to know it’s not for everyone. It’s a grown-up place for grown-up things. And that’s the end of that story.
