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Alright, so you wanna know about this “stuffing sexual” thing, huh? Well, lemme tell ya, it ain’t somethin’ us old folks talked about back in my day. We didn’t have fancy words for it. But from what I gather, it’s about… well, putting things… *ahem*… where they don’t normally go. You know, like stuffin’ a turkey, but… well, you get the picture.
What is it, really?
Now, I ain’t no doctor, but from what I hear, this “stuffing sexual” stuff is part of what they call BDSM. Sounds like a bunch of letters to me, but it’s supposed to be about, you know, power and play and… things. Some folks like it rough, some folks like it gentle. To each their own, I always say, as long as nobody’s gettin’ hurt. But this stuffin’ thing… it sounds a bit… risky, don’t it? Makes me think of a sausage gettin’ squeezed too tight. Not a pretty picture, if you ask me.
Why would anyone do that?
Beats me. People do all sorts of things these days that I don’t understand. Maybe they like the feelin’ of being full, or maybe they like the… the control of it all. Maybe it’s just somethin’ different, somethin’ to spice things up. Lord knows, after bein’ married to old Jed for fifty years, a little spice might’ve been nice. But not that kinda spice! I tell ya, give me a good cup of tea and a warm blanket any day.
- Is it safe? Now, this is important. From what I hear, this “stuffing” thing ain’t always safe. You gotta be careful, real careful. Things can get… damaged, you know? Infections and tears and all sorts of nasty business. If you’re gonna do it, at least talk to a doctor first. And for goodness sake, use lots of… well, you know… lube. Like greasin’ a pan before you bake a cake. Gotta keep things slippery, or you’ll end up with a real mess.
- What about the mental stuff? And it ain’t just about the body, neither. This stuff can mess with your head, too. If you ain’t careful, you could end up feelin’ ashamed or guilty or… or worse. Make sure you’re doin’ it for the right reasons, and make sure you’re with someone you trust. Someone who cares about you, not just about… well, you know. And if it starts to feel wrong, stop. Just stop. Your body and your mind will thank you for it.
Talking about it.
The young folks these days, they talk about everything. We never did that back in my day. But maybe that’s a good thing. If you’re curious about this “stuffing sexual” stuff, or if you’re already doin’ it and you got questions, talk to someone. Talk to a doctor, talk to a therapist, talk to a friend. Don’t keep it bottled up inside. And for heaven’s sake, be safe. Use your head, not just… well, you know. There’s a difference between having some fun and putting yourself in danger, you hear?
My final thoughts.
Well, that’s about all I know about this “stuffing sexual” business. It ain’t somethin’ I understand, and it ain’t somethin’ I’d ever try myself. But like I said, to each their own. Just be safe, be smart, and be respectful. And remember, there’s more to life than… well, you know. There’s sunshine and flowers and good company and a warm cup of tea. Those are the things that really matter, in the end.
So, there you have it. My two cents on this “stuffin’” thing. Hope it helps you understand it a little better. And if you still got questions, go ask someone who knows more than an old woman like me. And for goodness sake, be careful out there! The world’s a crazy place, and people do all sorts of things. Just try to stay safe and healthy and happy, that’s all that matters.
Tags: BDSM, sexual practices, safety, mental health, communication, consent, health risks.
