Alright, let’s talk about wearin’ them… uh… butt thingies in public. You know, the things some folks like to, uh, put back there. I ain’t judgin’, mind you, but if you’re gonna do it, you gotta be smart about it.
First off, you gotta pick the right size. Don’t go gettin’ somethin’ too big right off the bat, you hear? Start small, like a little pebble, not a whole darn rock. And make sure it’s made of somethin’ safe, like that silicone stuff or that shiny metal. You don’t want no trouble down there, that’s for sure.
Now, these butt thingies, they ain’t like them other toys that go in and out. These are meant to stay put, you see? So, once you get it in, it’s supposed to stay there. That’s the whole point, I guess.
If it’s your first time, don’t be surprised if you feel a little… weird. You might think everyone’s lookin’ at you, like they know your little secret. But let me tell you somethin’, most folks are too busy worryin’ about their own problems to notice what’s goin’ on with your backside. It’s all in your head, most likely.
- Pick a good one: Not too big, not too small, and make sure it’s safe for your body.
- Get it in right: It’s gotta stay put, you know? Not like them other things.
- Don’t fret too much: People ain’t payin’ as much attention as you think.
Some folks, they like to wear ’em for a long time, even when they’re out and about. If that’s your thing, well, you do you. But remember, be comfortable. You don’t wanna be walkin’ around all stiff and awkward. That’ll just make folks stare, and not in a good way.
And listen, if you’re gonna wear it out in public, maybe don’t go wearin’ them tight pants that show off everythin’, you know? Wear somethin’ a little loose, somethin’ that hides things a bit. Common sense, really.
I heard tell of some folks doin’ all sorts of things with these butt thingies. Some even meet up with other folks who like ’em too. Heck, I even heard a story about a gal who wanted a whole lotta money just to wear one in a fancy hotel lobby! Can you believe that? People are strange, that’s for sure.
But hey, as long as you ain’t hurtin’ nobody, I guess it’s your business. Just be safe, be smart, and for goodness sake, be clean! Nobody wants no trouble down there, you hear? And remember, what you do in private, or I guess in this case, maybe not so private, is your own concern.
So, if you’re thinkin’ about tryin’ one of these butt thingies, go ahead. Just remember what I told ya. Start small, be safe, and don’t worry too much about what other folks think. Life’s too short to be worryin’ all the time. Now, you be careful out there, ya hear? And for heaven’s sake, don’t go around flashing your behind with a heart shape showing everything, wear loose cloth. Some young gal got all eyes on her back side because of too tight cloth, mind you.
Butt plug, butt plug, it’s just a thing some folks use. Not my cup of tea, but hey, who am I to judge. Just keep it clean, keep it safe and most importantly, keep your business to yourself, unless you find folks who like the same things.
And that’s all I gotta say about that. You young folks and your new fangled things, always getting into something. I tell you what, back in my day… well, never mind, that’s a story for another time.
Tags: [Butt Plug, Public Wear, Safety, Tips, Comfort, Discreet]
