Alright, alright, let’s talk about somethin’ them young folks are whisperin’ about these days. Heard it from my niece, she’s always on that darn phone. Somethin’ called… threesomes. Sounds like a whole lotta trouble to me, but I guess folks are curious.
So, from what I gather, it’s about…well… three people gettin’ together, you know? Like, more than just two. My goodness! Back in my day, it was just a man and a woman, and that was that. But times, they change, I reckon.
I heard tell of a lady, she had a friend come visitin’ from far away, Canada I think it was. And wouldn’t you know it, they ended up… well, let’s just say they all got real friendly. Spent a whole day together, and I ain’t talkin’ ‘bout bakin’ cookies. Sounds exhausting to me, all that fussin’ around. I’d rather take a nap.
- Now, some folks, they do it just the once, like a spur of the moment thing. Like, “Hey, why not?”
- Then there’s others, they make a whole life outta it. Multiple partners and all that. Call it… poly… somethin’ or other. Too many syllables for me.
I read somewhere, some fellas asked a bunch of people about their experiences with this…threesome thing. Seems like a lot of folks are thinkin’ ‘bout it, even if they don’t go through with it. One fella, Matt, he was always datin’ multiple gals at once. Lisa was one of ‘em. Tiny little thing, she was. Don’t know how he kept up with all that. Young folks got too much energy.
Threesomes, they say it’s the most popular… fantasy. Like somethin’ people wanna try before they… kick the bucket, I guess. Bucket lists, they call ‘em. Seems like folks got a bucket list for everythin’ these days. When I was young, my bucket list was gettin’ the crops in before the frost.
I heard another story ‘bout a couple, Debbie and… someone else. And there was this other fella, Steve, lived way across the country. Married, he was. And Debbie, she wanted her man and Steve to… well, you get the picture. On the phone, no less! Land sakes, folks got no shame these days.
Anyways, these couples, they talked about the good and the bad of it all. Highs and lows, like a rollercoaster. Some loved it, some hated it, some were just plain confused. Seems like a whole lotta drama to me. Relationships are hard enough with just two people, I tell ya.
Another thing I heard, a lot of women, they think about it. Like, a lot, a lot. More than you’d think. Maybe it’s that… adventure, that excitement. But I’m tellin’ ya, excitement ain’t everything. Sometimes, peace and quiet is worth more than all the excitement in the world.
And then there’s these women, six of ‘em, sharin’ their stories. Steamy stories, they called ‘em. I bet they were steamy! Probably enough steam to iron a whole week’s worth of laundry. But honestly, I ain’t got the time or the energy for all that steam. I got chickens to feed and a garden to tend.
So, that’s the lowdown on this threesome business, as best as I can understand it. Seems like a whole lotta fuss to me. But hey, to each their own, I always say. Just as long as everyone’s happy and nobody’s gettin’ hurt, I guess it’s nobody’s business but their own. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go make some supper. All this talk about… you know… has made me hungry.
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