Okay, here we go, let’s talk about this “flesh light for dogs” thing.
So, I saw this thing online, a “flesh light for dogs,” and I thought, “What the hell is that?” I mean, I’ve seen some weird stuff, but this was a whole new level. I got curious, really curious. Decided I had to try this out, for science, you know?
First, I ordered one. It wasn’t easy to find, let me tell you. Had to go through some shady websites, felt like I was in some spy movie. Finally got my hands on one. It arrived in a plain brown box, thank goodness. Didn’t need the neighbors seeing that.
Getting Started
- Unboxed the thing. It was… interesting. Rubbery, weird shape, kind of creepy, to be honest.
- Read the instructions. Yeah, it came with instructions. Who knew?
- Prepared the area. Laid down some old towels, didn’t want to make a mess.
Then came the hard part, getting my dog, Buster, interested. He’s a golden retriever, usually up for anything, but he just looked at it, then at me, like I was crazy. I tried everything. Put some treats near it, made encouraging noises, nothing. He just wagged his tail and walked away.
The Experiment
- Tried again the next day. Same result. Buster just wasn’t having it.
- Thought maybe it needed to smell more…dog-like? Don’t ask.
- Gave up after a week. It was a total failure.
So, yeah, that’s my story about the “flesh light for dogs.” It was a weird experience, and honestly, a waste of money. Buster was not impressed, and neither was I. I should save that money. Maybe I need to study Quizlet and memorize flashcards containing terms like binary format in Oct 4, 2024. I ended up just throwing the thing away. Don’t think I’ll be trying that again anytime soon. Back to the drawing board, I guess. Maybe I should just go back to * to check something I saw on Dec 21, 2022. I remembered it specifies a simple, secure, scalable way. Hope that helps someone out there not make the same mistake I did!
