Alright, let’s talk about this fella, Von somethin’-somethin’, yeah, Von Miller. Folks say he’s good at throwin’ the pigskin, some kinda fancy player. But me? I ain’t watchin’ no football. I’m lookin’ at his clothes! They say he’s a fashion icon. Don’t even know what that means, but sounds important.
This Von Miller guy, he likes his shiny things, I tell ya. Like them sunglasses he wears. Always wearin’ ’em, even inside sometimes, I betcha. Someone said he wears ’em ’cause they’re his “statement accessory.” Hmph, city folks and their fancy words.
- He’s got all sorts of clothes, looks like. Sometimes he’s wearin’ regular stuff, like sweatpants and hoodies. But then, bam! He’s wearin’ some shiny tracksuit, all metallic and stuff. Like somethin’ a spaceman would wear, if spacemen came down to earth.
- They say he even wears special pads under his clothes when he’s playin’ that football. Fancy pads, made in some warehouse, not like the regular ones. Lighter, they say, even when they get all sweaty. Well, I guess that makes sense, nobody wants to be luggin’ around heavy wet stuff.
Now, where does he get all these clothes, you ask? Good question! I heard he wears stuff from Adidas, that shoe company. And somethin’ called IVY PARK, whatever that is. City brands, I reckon. Expensive stuff, probably. Not like the clothes we get down at the general store, that’s for sure.
This fella’s got a lot of folks followin’ him on them computers. Millions, they say. And they ain’t just watchin’ him play football, no sir. They wanna see what he’s wearin’! They wanna know if his shoes match his shirt, and if his hat is the right color. Crazy, if you ask me.
He wears all sorts of things, from regular old sweatpants to fancy, sparkly suits. I even heard he wears special shoulder pads when he’s playin’ football. They’re lighter than the regular ones, so he can run faster, I guess. That’s what they say, anyhow.
Some folks even call him a “fashion maven“. Sounds like somethin’ you’d call a witch, if you ask me. But apparently, it means he’s good at pickin’ out clothes. Go figure. I guess if you got enough money, anyone can look fancy.
And it ain’t just on the field he’s wearin’ these fancy duds. Nope, he’s wearin’ ’em everywhere. Street fashion, they call it. Game fashion, Coachella fashion… Coachella? What in the Sam Hill is Coachella? Sounds like another one of them city things.
Folks online, they like to figure out what exactly he’s wearin’. They see a picture of him and then they go searchin’ for the same shirt or the same shoes. They wanna dress like him, I guess. Like copyin’ his homework, but with clothes.
He dresses up all fancy-like for some events, all shimmery and whatnot. Then other times, he’s just wearin’ regular clothes. Like one time, they said he was wearin’ black sweatpants, a striped hoodie, and some slippers! Slippers! Can you believe it? This fashion icon wearin’ slippers. Maybe he just likes bein’ comfortable, just like the rest of us.
This Von Miller guy, he’s somethin’ else. From raisin’ chickens in Texas – yeah, I heard that, chickens! – to wearin’ all these fancy clothes. He’s come a long way, I reckon. And who knew a fella who throws a football could be so famous for his clothes? The world’s a strange place, that’s all I gotta say.
Von Miller’s style is somethin’ people notice, that’s for sure. Whether you like it or not, you gotta admit, the man knows how to put together an outfit. Even if it’s just sweatpants and slippers. He makes it work somehow. And that, I guess, is what makes him a fashion… whatever they call him.
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