Well, bless your heart, you wanna know about the best sex position for a virgin, huh? Now, I ain’t no fancy doctor or nothin’, but I’ve been around the block a few times, you know. Let me tell you, ain’t nothin’ to be ashamed of if you’re a virgin. Everybody starts somewhere, right? It’s like plantin’ a seed, gotta do it right the first time.
First things first, you gotta be comfortable, you hear? If you ain’t comfortable, ain’t nothin’ gonna be good. It’s like tryin’ to wear shoes two sizes too small, just gonna pinch and hurt. So, find a place where you feel safe and ain’t nobody gonna bother you. Maybe put on some nice music, not that loud screamin’ stuff, somethin’ calm and peaceful, like birds chirpin’ in the mornin’.
Now, for the position itself, they call it “missionary” sometimes, but that sounds too fancy for me. I just call it “layin’ down”. You know, the man on top, the woman on the bottom. It’s simple, and it lets you take things slow. And slow is important, especially the first time. You ain’t tryin’ to win a race, you’re tryin’ to, well, you know…plant that seed.
- Why layin’ down is good:
- It’s easy to do, ain’t no complicated twistin’ and turnin’.
- You can see each other’s faces, makes it more personal, you know?
- The man can kinda control things, make sure he ain’t goin’ too fast or too hard.
- The woman can relax and get used to the feelin’.
Some folks say bein’ on top is good too, but for a virgin? I don’t know about that. Seems kinda complicated, all that movin’ around. And some of them other positions, oh my Lord, they sound like somethin’ you’d do after you’ve been plantin’ seeds for a while, not the first time! You gotta ease into things like warmin’ up the oven before you bake a pie, you can’t just go full blast right away.
Another thing to remember, don’t be afraid to talk to each other. If somethin’ hurts or feels weird, say somethin’. It ain’t a one-way street, you both gotta be on the same page. And use some of that… what they call it…lube? Yeah, lube. It helps things go smoother, like greasin’ a pan before you fry an egg.
And listen, honey, the first time might not be perfect. It might be a little awkward, maybe even a little painful. But that’s okay. It’s like bakin’ your first cake, might not look pretty, but it’ll still taste good. The important thing is that you’re with someone you trust and you’re both tryin’ to have a good time. And don’t go thinkin’ it’s all about the man. A woman’s pleasure is just as important. You both gotta be happy, like two peas in a pod.
Some folks talk about findin’ that special spot, the “G-spot” they call it. Well, that’s all fine and good, but for a beginner, I’d say just focus on gettin’ comfortable and used to the feelin’ of things. You can worry about that fancy stuff later, after you’ve planted a few seeds. It’s like learnin’ to walk before you run.
Now, if you’re lookin’ for somethin’ more…adventurous later on, well, there’s plenty of time for that. But for the first time, keep it simple, keep it slow, keep it comfortable. And remember, it’s supposed to be a good thing, a way to connect with someone you care about. So relax, take a deep breath, and don’t worry too much. It’ll be alright.
And one more thing, don’t listen to all them fancy magazines and movies. They make it look all glamorous and easy. Real life ain’t like that. It’s messy, it’s awkward, but it can also be beautiful and wonderful. Just be yourself, be honest, and be respectful. And don’t forget the lube!
So there you have it, my advice on the best sex position for a virgin. Lay down, take it slow, and don’t forget to talk to each other. And most importantly, have fun! It ain’t the end of the world, it’s just the beginnin’ of somethin’ new. Now go on, get outta here, and go plant some seeds! But be safe about it, you hear?
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