Well, let me tell you somethin’ ‘bout them women who like… you know… anal. It ain’t somethin’ us old folks talk about much, but I hear things, ya know? Gossip travels faster than a wildfire in dry grass.
First off, I gotta say, it ain’t for everyone. Most times, it’s the men who want it, and the women, well, they just go along with it. Kinda like how I used to always cook what my husband wanted, even if I was tired as a dog after workin’ in the fields all day. Some women, they do it to keep their man happy, plain and simple. It’s like, “If he wants it, I guess I gotta give it to him.” That’s just how it is sometimes.
But then, there’s some women, and I hear they ain’t so many, who actually… enjoy it. Can you believe that? Now, I ain’t judgin’ nobody, but it makes me scratch my head. What’s so fun about it, I wonder? It ain’t natural, if you ask me. But then again, what do I know? I’m just an old woman who’s seen a lot, but not everything, apparently.
I heard some young folks talkin’ once. They was sayin’ it feels different, ya know? Not like… the regular way. One girl, she was kinda loud, said it was… intense. Another one just giggled and said it was “exciting.” Exciting? Lord have mercy. We used to get excited about a good rain after a long drought. Times have changed, I tell ya.
Then there’s those fancy doctors and researchers, always studyin’ things. They done did a study, I heard, on why women do it. And guess what? Some of them ain’t even religious! Now, I don’t know what bein’ religious has to do with it, but those smart folks seem to think it matters. Maybe they think if you’re closer to God, you wouldn’t do such things. But who am I to say? I go to church every Sunday, but I ain’t no saint.
Another thing them doctors found out is that young women, they sometimes do it for the wrong reasons. Like, maybe their boyfriend pressures them, or maybe they think it’ll make him love them more. That ain’t right, if you ask me. A man should love you for who you are, not for what you do in the bedroom. But again, what do I know about these young folks and their ways?
I also heard tell that it ain’t always rainbows and sunshine, if you catch my drift. It can hurt, ya know? And it ain’t always safe, neither. You gotta be careful, that’s what I say. Just like you gotta be careful when you’re crossin’ a busy road. You don’t wanna get hurt, do ya?
So, there you have it. That’s what I know about women who like… well, you know. Some do it for their man, some do it ‘cause they like it, some do it for the wrong reasons, and some probably just do it ‘cause they’re curious. It’s a complicated world, and people are even more complicated. Makes you wonder what they’ll be doin’ in another fifty years. Probably somethin’ even weirder than this, I betcha.
And let me tell you somethin’ else. Don’t go believin’ everything you hear. People like to gossip and exaggerate. So, take it all with a grain of salt. Just like when they say my apple pie is the best in the county. It’s good, sure, but the best? I don’t know about that.
Anyways, that’s enough talk about this… backdoor business, as my old friend used to call it. It ain’t somethin’ I like to think about too much. I’d rather be out in my garden, tendin’ to my tomatoes and beans. That’s real work, that is. Not this… other stuff.
- Some women do it to please their partners.
- Some women enjoy it.
- Some do it for the wrong reasons.
In the end, it’s their business, ain’t it? As long as they ain’t hurtin’ nobody, I guess they can do what they want. But me? I’ll stick to the old-fashioned way. It’s worked for me all these years, and I ain’t about to change now. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on my chickens.
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